"Tema-chan… Tema-chan… Temari!"
Temari woke up with a start, hitting her head on Gaara's chin.
"Ouch! Jesus fucking Christ, Gaara. Why in the hell are you trying to wake me up, or are you just trying to give me a concussion?"
"Oh Tema-chan I just wanted you to fix my bear. His eye is falling off he appears to have been strangled."
"By you none the less." She mumbled. "Well you're Kazekage, why don't you order someone else to do it?"
"Cause I want you to do it, Tema-chan."
"Gaara you sound like a goddamn five year old, and for fuck's sake don't call me Tema-chan again!"
"Okay, Tema-chan!" Gaara happily skipped off leaving his stuffed bear on Temari's bed.
Temari growled at the sound of hearing her ancient nickname three times in the last few minutes. She got up and started dressing and gathering the supplies for fixing Gaara's bear.
"Oh Tema-chan"
Temari turned and punched toward the speaker. She barely missed Kankurou's jaw.
"What in the mother fucking hell do you want, cat-boy?" Temari screamed as loudly as she possibly could at 6:05 in the morning.
"Gaara wanted me to tell you that he wants you to deliver these scrolls to Konoha after you finish fixing that bear." He said with his usual smirk. "Oh and this goes to his majesty's boyfriend." He said while throwing a small package at her.
"I thought Kiba was on a mission?"
"He'll be returning at the same time you do."
Temari sighed as she finished sewing up the small bears neck and began repairing the missing button eye. She began wondering if she should ask Shikamaru out on a date when she got to Konoha. Since everyone already thought they were dating she might as well make the rumors true.
"Here you go, Badgekun." Temari said slinging the newly repaired bear onto the stack of papers Gaara was reviewing.
"Squee!" Gaara gloomped Temari and ran off to his room.
All Temari could do was shrug and reposition the bag of scrolls on her shoulder as she began her journey.