Operation Annoy Squall!

A/N: This is prolly another one-shot, but I'm not sure... well, anyway, welcome one and all to OPERATION ANNOY SQUALL!!

Whenever, Wherever belongs to Shakira.

Characters (c) Squaresoft. What's new...

"Zell! Zell! Wake up! I've found a way to get on Squall's nerves!" Selphie yelled, throwing open the door and turning on the lights.

"What?" he asked, up instantly. Nothing made him happier than pissing off Squall.

"That Whenever, Wherever song! It ticks him off sooo bad!" she shouted, and Zell looked confused. Irvine appeared out of nowhere and stuck his head in the room.

"That annoying catchy song by the girl with the nice ass." he said, and Zell nodded as Irvine walked away.

"Hehehe.." Zell laughed.

"So are we gonna get him?" she asked, and Zell nodded. They snuck down to hallway to Squall's room, and opened the door a crack. Selphie turned on her CD player, and cranked it up so loud everyone in the hallway heard it. Squall heard it too, obviously, and shot out of bed, swearing, and started to throw things at the wall that seperated his and Selphie's room. He started with small things, like pencils, then threw his alarm clock. Zell and Selphie laughed their asses off.

The music was shut off, then, and Selphie turned around to see Quistis unplugging the stereo, her hair sticking out everywhere.

"What?" she asked, and Quistis rolled her eyes.

"You just woke up the entire dormitory, Selphie. Keep it down from now on, okay?" she said, and then Squall appeared in the hallway, seething with rage.

"Who's...bright...idea...was..this?" he asked, and both Zell and Quistis pointed to Selphie. Selphie looked around, then shrugged.

"I thought it was funny." she said, and Squall kicked the doorframe.

"Funny?" he shouted, and kicked it again. Quistis walked over to him, then, and started to pull him away from them before his gunblade was in Selphie's throat.

"Come on Squall, let's get some coffee." she said, and he reluctantly followed, swearing all the way.

"Man, is he pissed!" Zell said, and ran a hand through his hair.

"Just wait until tomarrow night!" Selphie cheered, and began to look through her CD collection.