Discaimer: I don't own them although Nintendo does. If I owned them I would
be making dozens of game right about now but, I don't so that means I don't
own them so do you get it? I hope you do.
Peach runs up to Zelda asking the oh so wonderful question, "Should I ask him?"
"So should I? Please tell me. Does my hair look alright? Is my make-up smudged?" Peach said excitedly.
"Everything is fine. Here he comes you better ask him before he gets a way."
Peach walked to him. The guy of her dreams. She didn't want Mario anymore. She was tired of trying to have sex with someone half her size. If that wasn't enough she didn't want a guy who smelled like a sewer.
"Marth, I was think about us going out and wondering if you would ever want to go out with me? Well would you?"
"Well Peach.I don't know about going out. I mean I don't want a fight with Mario. And for another thing-"
Peach interrupted Marth " Oh no I don't like Mario anymore I like you."
"Uh well I don't want to hurt you feeling but NO! I don't like you in that way and probably never will. Plus my schedule for this week is full." Marth had no intensions of going out with Peach.
"Ok I get it you want to be like that. Only guys that ever put me down are gay. So I guess that's what you are." Peach wanted to get that date any way she could. Even if she had to lie.
"Well to tell you the truth I don't like you actually I hate Peach. Don't you get it I could smash you right now and Ko you. Maybe I am gay and I don't like girls. I don't like you. For one you are too light. If I were to get on you I probably would break every bonein your body." He wanted to tell Peach like it is even if he had to act and be gay.
"Well I see you want to be a faggot and everything. See if I care there are other fish I the sea and you have just been let loose in a desert." Peach stomped off madly. She was gonna get Marth gay or not. By whatever means it takes.
But over hearing what was said Capt. Falcon has a plan to get Marth. If Peach is right about him being gay the Capt. Falcon wants to be the first to find out.
That night Peach stalks Marth to see where he is going. Peach has to be very careful on not to let herself be known. But while Capt. Falcon is planning a way to get Marth could anyone give Marth a clue that he is gonna be the well how do I put this? Sex toy? See in the next chapter.
Later Days,
Quin
Peach runs up to Zelda asking the oh so wonderful question, "Should I ask him?"
"So should I? Please tell me. Does my hair look alright? Is my make-up smudged?" Peach said excitedly.
"Everything is fine. Here he comes you better ask him before he gets a way."
Peach walked to him. The guy of her dreams. She didn't want Mario anymore. She was tired of trying to have sex with someone half her size. If that wasn't enough she didn't want a guy who smelled like a sewer.
"Marth, I was think about us going out and wondering if you would ever want to go out with me? Well would you?"
"Well Peach.I don't know about going out. I mean I don't want a fight with Mario. And for another thing-"
Peach interrupted Marth " Oh no I don't like Mario anymore I like you."
"Uh well I don't want to hurt you feeling but NO! I don't like you in that way and probably never will. Plus my schedule for this week is full." Marth had no intensions of going out with Peach.
"Ok I get it you want to be like that. Only guys that ever put me down are gay. So I guess that's what you are." Peach wanted to get that date any way she could. Even if she had to lie.
"Well to tell you the truth I don't like you actually I hate Peach. Don't you get it I could smash you right now and Ko you. Maybe I am gay and I don't like girls. I don't like you. For one you are too light. If I were to get on you I probably would break every bonein your body." He wanted to tell Peach like it is even if he had to act and be gay.
"Well I see you want to be a faggot and everything. See if I care there are other fish I the sea and you have just been let loose in a desert." Peach stomped off madly. She was gonna get Marth gay or not. By whatever means it takes.
But over hearing what was said Capt. Falcon has a plan to get Marth. If Peach is right about him being gay the Capt. Falcon wants to be the first to find out.
That night Peach stalks Marth to see where he is going. Peach has to be very careful on not to let herself be known. But while Capt. Falcon is planning a way to get Marth could anyone give Marth a clue that he is gonna be the well how do I put this? Sex toy? See in the next chapter.
Later Days,
Quin