The Evil Hobo

by Teh Okamiluva

A poor, hobo magician turns Itachi into an evil, undead hobo that eats people!

The Evil…HOBO!

By: Teh Okamiluva

One time, long ago in the depths of Konoha, there was… A HOBO! No one knew where he came from, he just appeared. They say he has the power to bewitch people, but only a handful of people believe that. But one unfortunate soul, Itachi Uchiha to be exact, brought forth the hobo's wrath, and I will tell you how.

You see, Itachi had felt homesick and decided to visit Konoha for awhile. But you see, Itachi was a very stingy and blood-thirsty man, so when poor mister hobo asked if he could spare a bit of cheese, Itachi promptly cut his head off (ewww gory). But before the hobo's soul was sent to heaven (yes, heaven. Even though he bewitches people, he goes to church every single day and… you get the picture), he cast a spell on Itachi that turned him into an evil, stalker, undead hobo!