Fellowship

(Disclaimer: I don't own warriors or lord of the rings. Though wouldn't it be cool to? Anyway, I was trying to make this funny, but my humor attempts usually fall flat. So, if it's not funny, you can tell me, but don't crush my fragile ego doing so. Oh yeah, and I had help on deciding who would play the hobbits.)

Elrond-Thunderstar

Gandalf-Firestar

Aragorn-Brambleclaw

Borimer-Ashfur

Legolas-Graystripe

Gimli-Lionblaze

Frodo-Hollyleaf

Sam-Feathertail

Pippin-Stormfur

Merry-Squirrelflight

"The ring must be tossed into the fiery cassams of mount doom." Thunderstar was saying. "One of you must do this." There was a stony silence. "Well don't everyone volunteer at once."

"I've got an idea. Why don't you do it?" Ashfur asked.

"Wait what?" Thunderstar said.

"Sounds good to me." Lionblaze added. "You want us to go risk our life and limb, but not you."

"Hey! I'm leading the elves here!"

"Whatever elves are." Ashfur whispered to Brambleclaw. Bramblecalw shrugged.

"Yes and there are so many elves left here." Lionblaze continued sarcastically.

"Forget it! I am not doing it! It must be one of you!"

"But one does not simply walk into Mordor!" Ashfur protested.

"I'd do it." Lionblaze said.

The others ignored him. "Oh then fly there." Firestar suggested.

"Do you know how to fly?" Ashfur asked.

Firestar opened his mouth, then closed it. He sighed. "I suppose not."

They all looked at each other and another awkward silence started up. "Well, what does the script say we do next?" Thunderstar asked.

Brambleclaw took the script out. "It says we're supposed to argue."

"Well we've already done that." Lionblaze pointed out.

"Alright, alright." Brambleclaw looked further down the script. "It says, Frodo volunteers to take the ring."

"Wait, what?" Hollyleaf asked.

At the same time Lionblaze groaned, "Ah, why does he get to do it? Hollyleaf is a girl anyway."

"We were running out of male characters." Graystripe whispered.

"Yeah. There are like, no females in this story." Firestar said.

"Until we get Brambleclaw's girlfriend." Graystripe reminded them.

Brambleclaw meanwhile, was still reading through the script. "Oh, it also says we're all supposed to join him. Except Elrond."

"Ha!" Thunderstar shouted, jumping up. "In your face!"

Lionblaze mad the co-co sign with his paw. "Alright! Off to Mordor!" Firestar said brightly.

"Hey! You forgot about me!" Feathertail said.

"We didn't forget, I just didn't get that far in the script yet." Brambleclaw told him.

"Well, I think that's everyone now." Firestar said. "Can we go now?"

"No!" two cats shouted. Stormfur and Squirrelflight came out.

"Wow, we really are running out of toms." Feathertail muttered.

"We're coming too." Squirrelflight said.

"Now we can go to Mordor." Stormfur added.

"Yeah!" Firestar cheered. "Let's go."

"Why do you want to go so much anyway?" Hollyleaf asked.

"Because I'm a wizard, and I'm awesome. Also, I don't even make it all the way to Mordor."

"Wait, what?" Hollyleaf gave him a look of death.

"Let's just go." He said. So the cats took off.

"I feel like we're missing some parts of the story." Squirrelflight whispered to Stormfur.

"Well, Lord of the Rings is a long story. And we have short chapters to work with here." They kept walking.

Firestar watched as the balrog fell. "He's good." Stormfur whispered.

Firestar turned around, then the balrog hit him with his whip and Firestar fell off. "No!" Hollyleaf tried to go after him, but Brambleclaw pinned her down.

"Don't! He has nine lives remember?" Brambleclaw reminded her.

Hollyleaf stopped struggling. "Oh yeah. . ."

Arrows were fired by the goblins on the other side. "But we don't." Graystripe added, jumping back to avoid the arrows.

"Well then what are we waiting for? Let's move before we all get killed!" Ashfur shouted.

They all ran out.

(Fixed balrog.)