Title: Naruto100: Silence
Fandom: Naruto
Character(s): the rookie nine + Gai's team
Rating: PG
Words: 100

Summary: The rookie nine and Gai's team are gathered – Naruto attempts to swallow his own foot.

Author's Note: Drabble - precisely 100 words! If you're familiar with the brilliant western TV movie series Guns of Honour you might recognise Naruto's line ;) I finally started working om my 100 themes table for Naruto!

Disclaimer: Kishimoto Masashi could be God.

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NARUTO100

Silence

"Neji, when you gonna get yourself a girl?"

It's a foot in mouth moment courtesy of Naruto – who else? The chatter dies down, silence as if waiting for something to happen – it drags on. The rookie nine and Gai's team hold their breaths – waiting for something go boom.

"I thought I already had," Neji smirks after a too long moment of silence – hooking his arm about Sakura's waist and pulling her close to his side – she's the closest kunoichi.

Another silent moment before everyone laughs – the moment is saved and Sakura blushes, Naruto mutters about smartass Hyuuga and Hinata winces.

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