Dear diary, today after having a delightful breakfast of leek cooked in chicken intestines, I suddenly found Shigure doing something pervy with a girl that's in my school, Honda Tohru. I told him to eff off, and wondered what he was saying anyway, but more importantly I was wondering what the heck Miss. Honda was doing in our house in the first place. I offered to walk with her, and then she pulled a face and looked as if she was constipated. Anyways, after a day of school Shigure and I went out to eat, and on the way back home we found Miss. Honda.. in a tent? I thought 'WTFIGO?' and Shigure started laughing, while I just stood there with a emotionless face because that shows how much of a mystery boy I am ~ So, we decided to invite Miss. Honda to our house and asked why she was in that tent, and blah blah blah, didn't really listen, we said that she'd have to stay in our house because obviously she couldn't live in that tent like a hobo, right?
Dear diary, today TOHRU FRICKIN' HONDA FOUND OUT ABOUT OUR FAMILY CURSE. THAT SON OF A DONKEY CALLED KYO HAD TO FRICKIN' BUMP INTO HER AND POOF. THERE'S A CAT. THEN THE KLUTZ BUMPS INTO ME AND SHIGURE, SO NOW WE ALL POOFED INTO OUR ZODIAC FORMS. YEAHHH. SO NOW SHE KNOWS. AND GUESS WHAT? AKITO IS LETTING HER STAY WITH US. WHUTEVER. I'M TOTALLY HAVING A B.F. (What's a B.F? It's a bitch fit!) YEAH, BUT I'M STILL KEEPING MY COOL, MYSTERIOUS, LOOK ON MY FACE BUT INSIDE, I'M HAVING A TOTAL B.F.