Yeah….I know, my others are on hold AGAIN without warning, but I've been without Naruto for a while….Very sorry! REALLY!
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"Alright, alright, what did you want me to see, America?" England asked, frowning at the fact he was still blindfolded.
"Dude, check it out! I saw it on YouTube this morning and it SCREAMS 'Britain'," the other said, lifting said blindfold up.
"Why would it 'SCRE'- UNI! YOUR COUSINS!" England squealed, petting some invisible creature.
"I thought you might like it, ma- What are you petting and why is it so close to me?" Alfred had a "WTH" face on.
"Come on, Uni, closer to Daddy!" he said, ignoring America and pulling it closer.
It just so happened that America's hip was in the way.
"Dude. What ARE you doing?" the younger said, having the decency to blush a little.
"Ah, you are so adorable!" Arthur giggled, playing with its mane.
Which was RIGHT next to our favorite fast food-loving Nation's hand and was thusly brushed a few times.
"I don't roll like that…."
England lit up. "YOU DO TALK~"
America took it upon himself to bitch-slap the elder nation.
"NEON UNICORN!" England sobbed.
"…"
"…."
"Iggy?"
"What the bloody hell do you want?"
"….Why didn't you tell me you're a girl?"
"….."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD YOU THINK I'M A GIRL?" England screeched.
"…Why else would your hormones be all over the place?" the slightly less intelligent looked almost innocent…
But that's not to say Alfred wasn't in the hospital for a few days.
END.
Writers' block…REVIEW, PLEASE~