A/N I had this idea while I was sick, and making myself a BLT for lunch (mmm…bacon…) so it's a bit odd!!
Warning: Severus/ Remus slash!
The Interesting Picnic
By Kata Malfoy
Harry woke up, as usual, to the feeling of springs digging into his back. The bed in his room had been bought a while before his birth, and it was in dire need of replacing. But he wasn't expecting a new bed, just as he wasn't expecting new clothes or glasses.
He got up and put on his baggy clothes, and went down to breakfast. He was surprised to find that Dudley wasn't stuffing his face at the table, instead he was hovering around a large basket that was sitting on the kitchen bench. Uncle Vernon came in though the back door, he glanced at Harry.
'Oh, so you finally got up,' he said with a sneer that reminded him of Professor Snape, 'we're going on a picnic today.'
'We?' Harry didn't know why he was asking, it wasn't like they would take him or that he wanted to go.
'Yes, boy; Mrs Figg is on holiday so you will be coming.' It sounded as though it was causing him pain just saying it. Harry was having similar feelings.
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When they arrived at the park, Uncle Vernon took Harry inside. Harry had a strange feeling of de'ja vu (sp?) as his Uncle began to speak.
'Now boy, the people here are normal. So you better watch yourself!' With that he strode away.
(A/N I'm from Australia so I don't know what parks are like in other parts of the world, actually I'm not even sure if they have parks!)
Harry, of course, was stuck with serving the food, (six cakes for Dudley, one for everyone else). He was just putting them on plates when he saw something terrible enough to drop the food he was holding. There, standing under a nearby tree, was Professor Snape!
Harry quickly put down the knife he was holding and sneaked toward his Potions Master, he wasn't even really sure what he was doing. He was wondering however, what Serverus-deatheater-Snape was doing in a muggle park.
He was about 20m away from Snape, when Snape suddenly turned towards a man coming towards him. Harry leaned forward, trying to see who Snape was meeting. He had to bite back a cry of surprise when then he recognised the man with Snape as Remus Lupin!
He was about to go and say Hello, when Lupin pushed his lips against Snape's. Harry didn't wait to see wait to see what happened next, he made a disgusted noise, loud enough for the two lovers to hear, before turning around and running away.
He heard the words 'Harry and 'Potter' floating after him, but he didn't turn back. His only thought was:
'Wait till I tell Sirius!'
The End
A/N Yes, it's weird! And also obviously pre-OotP!