Disclaimer: I don't own Runescape or anything like that! The only things I own in this limerick are:
A sock
A block
A spell from Hell (I checked Runescape doesn't have any of those thank goodness or I'd be killed easily in the wildy)
A blimp
A bottle of gin
A hot woman (if only I did in real life:D
A whole bunch of horny guys with lotsa commitment
Oh, and I probably own the imp and the mage too because even though runescape has mages and imps, these two characters can't be found anywhere in the game…
So now that I think about it, the only thing Jagex (the company that created runescape) owns is the town of Varrock in this limerick…
So anyway, Runescape by Jagex made this and blah blah blah… read the limerick already before I bore you some more…
The Mage and the Imp
There once was a mage from Varrock,
Who found an imp in his sock,
He cast a great spell,
From the deepest pits of hell,
But the imp only turned into a block
The frustrated mage changed it back into an imp,
Summoned his strength and turned it into a blimp,
Angrily the mage tried again,
This time it only turned to a bottle of gin,
The tired imp changed back from gin,
And tried to run away in a dizzy stride,
The mage tried once more and much to his frustration,
Turned the imp into a women of temptation,
From all sides men came to her,
And offered their hand in marriage per,
Commitment she answered "no" in her dizzy stride…