Okay this is a sup short 1-shot starwars/pjo it's just meant to be funny
Luke Castellan has just arrived at camp and is sitting around the fire waiting to be claimed. His claiming is something none would have expected…while he was sitting around the campfire all the demi-gods gasped at him, he wondered why? Than he looked up and the Sith™ symbol flashed above his head and Darth Vader appeared in a flash of dark energy "Luke, I am your father!" he announced dramatically "NOOOO" Luke shouted! "I'll never join you!"
There we go, that's my amazingly amazing one shot…