DISCLAIMER: I don't own the people, just the random idea.


The Hogwarts Crew

By Ronald Weasley

My name is Ron Weasley,

I've got famous red hair,

I've got a bad temper,

You'd better beware!

My best friend is Harry,

The one with a scar

From the Avada Kadavera curse,

It's rather bizarre!

And then there's Hermione,

She's far too clever.

Until we met her,

She'd broken no rules whatsoever.

Dumbledore is crazy,

He's the Headmaster.

No-one has told him

His hair's a disaster.

Then there is Malfoy,

That sneaky little git!

Am I exaggerating?

No, not one bit.

Snape's Head of Potions,

He's got hair greasy black.

His manner is as cold

As a frozen Ice pack.

And the rest of the guys?

Neville, Dean and Seamus.

But because of Harry

They're all slightly famous.

Have I forgotten anyone?

Oh yes, my sister Ginny.

Her hair's just like mine

And she's incredibly skinny.

What about all the teachers?

McGonagall, Flitwick Sprout,

If you do something wrong,

McGonagall shouts.

Flitwick's quite small,

(in fact he is very)

And Professor Sprout is

Really quite merry.

I think that is all

Of the Hogwarts Crew,

Can't think of anymore…

Can you?


R&R please!

Pretty please?

Come on...You know you want to...