'Edward' I said gazing at the floor. 'I'm pregnant.' I closed my eyes and waited for the explosion, to be shook until my bones rattled. What I did not expect was a smash, thump and clatter. I opened my eyes and saw a man dressed in a yellow spandex with a green long sleeved top and red footless tights. I gasped in and my hands dropped to my swelling abdomen, Edward just gazed in utter shock.
'I am Captain Condom! And you two have been very naughty!! Have you never attended sex ed?!? You Sir are a fiend, and you need to be obliterated to keep all women safe!'
Captain Condom lifted a large ray gun which quickly obliterated my Edward.
Captain Condom saluted and pulling his spandex higher up his waste vanished out the window, his blue cape fluttering in the breeze. Leaving me in a rather tricky situation.
A/N this story is a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1