Professor Oak hummed a small tune as he and Tracey rearranged stacks of books, old with history and new updated ones' on the bookcases on the first floor of the lab.

"So, how are you and Misty doing Tracey?" Oak asked, trying to start up a conversation with his lab assistant.

"Oh, we're doing great. She's going in for a ultra sound next week." Tracey informed. "So...how are you and Delia?" Tracey asked, causing Oak to smile.

"She's a wonderful woman Tracey. She gives a purpose to this old bag of bones."

"Well that's great Professor. I'm happy for the two of you."

"Yes...Say Tracey, is Delia a virgin?"

"Uh, I don't think so Professor. She must not be since she had Ash...Why do you ask?" Tracey asked, before drinking some water.

"Oh I was just curious...Because she felt like one last night." Oak stated nonchalantly, causing Tracey to spit his water onto the floor.

"W-What?"

"I'm just saying she felt like a virgin last night."

"I-I have no clue how to respond."

"Arceus she's great in bed. Amazing stamina, smooth, flawless body-"

"Professor."

"Smack able apple bottom, breasts literally the size of my head, oh the things she could do with those soft hands-"

"Professor."

"She could probably make any man cum in seconds. Especially with her mind blowing tit j-"

"Professor!"

"What is it Tracey?!"

"No, no. Let him keep going Tracey." A new voice stated, causing the Professor to freeze. He turned around, and paled at seeing Ash stand atop of the staircase.

"A-Ash! H-How long-?"

"Tracey, mind giving us a minute?" Ash questioned as he walked down the stairs. Tracey didn't need to be told twice, and rushed outside to avoid the bomb that was about to go off. They stared silent, staring each other uncomfortably. "So, you and my mother?"

"I-It's not what you think Ash." Oak tried to convince, but Ash wasn't having it.

"You know Professor, I can't say for certain wither my mother is a virgin or not. But you know what I can say for certain?"

"W-What?"

"Your granddaughter, Daisy, she ain't a virgin no mo." Ash replied with a sly smile as he walked past the frozen, barley breathing statue that was now Professor Oak. If you could hear his mind, you'd hear 'Damn it feels good to be a gangsta'.

(20 minutes later.)

Daisy, sister to Gary and granddaughter to Professor Oak walked down the stairs, wearing a yellow tank top, blue jeans, and black sneakers. She noticed her grandfather, still frozen and walked up to him. She waved her hand, and snapped her fingers in front of his face a few times, before sighing.

"I wish Ash would stop telling people." Before walking outside to the ranch, attempting to find to loud mouthed boyfriend, Ash. It was her last day with him, before he had to go to Cameran Palace to "spend time" with Queen Ilene and her male Lucario. And, by "spend time with" she meant fuck the two for a few days before going to Sinnoh to be shared with the females of the Elite Four, and champion Cynthia.

And, she'd be damned by Arceus if he'd leave without another one of their "sessions".

(This was inspired by a few vines, and a video by AlphaOmegaSin on YouTube.)