One fine day, someone had just arrived in the Smash Mansion. That person in question was a young woman with platinum blond hair and striking turquoise eyes (with one of them being covered by her side-swept bangs). She also wore a silver crown with red and blue jewels on it, golden star-shaped earrings, a beautiful turquoise dress with a white underskirt and matching high heels. Said dress also had a silver star brooch with a gold circle on it, silver star appliques on each side of the skirt and white bell-shaped cuffs on each sleeve. Her name was Rosalina, the princess of the Cosmos. In her arms was a small star-like creature with black eyes and its name was Luma, the creature that Rosalina had cared for since the day her mother died.

"Hello? Anyone here?" Rosalina called out as she stepped into the mansion. She and Luma then took their time to explore the mansion.

"You know, Luma," she added, "I must say that we're new here. I know it's hard to leave our home for the Smash Mansion, but I assure you that we'll get used to it soon. Everything's going to be okay."

Before Luma could respond, however, they heard a noise and there was something out there.

"We need to check something!" Rosalina shouted as she and Luma ran outside of the mansion and, much to their horror, they saw several Smashers running for their dear lives.

"Run! Run!" Princess Peach screamed as she, alongside her fellow smashers, kept running, just for the laser to hit Samus, knocking her out. Then more lasers started hitting Peach, Bowser, Wario, King Dedede, Meta Knight, Marth, Ike, Toon Link, Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Red (and Charizard, Ivysaur and Squirtle), Jigglypuff, Falco, Caption Falcon, Lucas (much to Ness' horror) and some more.

Snake, in the meantime, managed to dodge one laser, just to fall down, flat on his face. When he got up, he saw a young 13-year-old girl with long, blonde hair and green eyes. She was wearing an "Obama Sucks" top, a fancy skirt and Guiseppe Zanotti high heels and in her hand was a bible that she was shooting lasers from (you'll find out the purpose of those lasers soon). Her name was Sara Osborne, the infamous Mary Sue behind her "Mishonh From God" story.

"You know what these lasers do to you?" she asked. "Once they hit you, you will not only fall under my control, but you'll also be either a Christian or a liberal."

"You!" Snake growled angrily. "You won't get away with this-"

Sara cut him off and fired another laser at him from her bible, knocking him down instantly. Fox, who was trying to hide behind the bush, saw everything and screamed. While screaming, he tried to run away, just to get hit by another laser.

In the meantime, some more Smashers were running and being led by Master Hand and Crazy Hand. Those exact Smashers were Wolf, Luigi, Mario, Mr. Game & Watch. R.O.B., Pit, Lucario, Pikachu, Kirby, Donkey Kong, Ness, Sonic, Yoshi and Diddy Kong. Suddenly, much to their shock, Mario stopped running and decided to try to face Sara himself.

"I'll distract-a Sara for as-a long-a as I can-a," Mario said firmly. "I want-a you to take my brother with-a you!"

"No problem," everyone else except Luigi said, much to Luigi's shock.

"Mario, no!" Luigi shouted. "If you-a do, then she will-a zap-a you and you will-a be under her control-!"

Before he could finish, Wolf hit him on the head, knocking him out instantly, and then picked him up, slinging him over his shoulders prior to continuing to run with others except Mario following suit.

"You'll thank me later," Wolf said as he kept running.

When Mario faced Sara and tried to distract her, she shot a laser at him with her bible. Diddy Kong, in the meantime, was trying to catch up to others (especially Donkey Kong) when he suddenly got hit by another laser as well, much to his aforementioned uncle's horror.

"NOOOOOO!" Donkey Kong yelled as he continued to run, knowing that he couldn't save his nephew.

"MASTER HAND! HURRY!" Crazy Hand screamed frantically.

"I'm trying!" Master Hand shouted prior to noticing Rosalina and Luma. "As for you two newcomers, come with us and we'll take you and the others into hiding!"

Rosalina and Luma did exactly that and with that, Master Hand and Crazy Hand then used their magic to teleport the surviving Smashers (including Rosalina and Luma) as well as themselves into hiding.

...

Two months passed now and while many of the survivors tried to move on, Luigi, in the meantime, was still grieving about Mario.

"Luigi, are you okay?" Ness asked.

"Yeah, you seem troubled," Donkey Kong agreed.

"Yeah, is something the matter?" Yoshi asked.

"Mario," Luigi sobbed. "I-i-i lost-a him."

"I lost my friend named Lucas too," Ness said.

"Mario is my friend and I lost him too," Yoshi agreed.

"You know what, guys?" Donkey Kong said. "i lost my nephew to the exact same thing, so I know you're not alone."

"As much as I hate that pup with a passion," Wolf admitted, "that little girl must've gone too far!"

"This is bad," Rosalina agreed. "I can't believe she must've made Christianity look bad."

"Yeah," Pit agreed as well. "I know that even Lady Palutena wouldn't do anything that drastic and she's still a goddess."

"This has to stop," Sonic stated.

The rest of the surviving Smashers nodded in agreement.

"I have an idea," Master Hand suddenly said.

"Which idea is it then?" Lucario wondered.

"That's exactly what I would do," Master Hand explained. "I will find RoxieStar89, or Roxie for short, and bring her into this world. After that, I will turn her into a Braixen, which happens to be one of her favorite Pokémon. I will do that because we need her help and she could be our only hope."

"Are you sure you want to do that?" Mr. G&W asked.

"You know it," Master Hand explained.

"Actually, that's a good idea," Rosalina admitted.

"YAY, MAKE WAY FOR ROXIE!" Crazy Hand yelled.

"Whoa, settle down, Crazy," Master Hand chuckled. "I know you're excited about it and, trust me, we all are. So that's why I will do it now."