The Mighty Shinigami? A Gundam Wing fic by AngelDragon
Disclaimers: I own nothing of this show! (Except my drawings of my chibi bishonen muses Duo-chan, Wuffie-chan & Hee-chan and my manga novel collection, of course.)
Warnings/Notes: Okay, here it is. There's shonen-ai here between my favorite pilots; Duo, Wufei & Heero.And they spout naughty language at each other & yaoi innuendoes, too. What can I say? The hentai fairy has struck me again. (With a big ol' mallet! ^_^) I just go where my sense of humor tells me to. R & R, onegai?
"ITAI! Dammit lemme go!"the pilot of Deathscythe Gundam yelled at the top of his lungs as he was hustled into the house the five pilots were currently staying at. He was squirming and cursing up a blue streak as he fought Heero and Trowa's 'assistance'. "I'm TELLING you I can walk so PUT ME DOWN!!"
Wufei followed the spectacle that was Duo Maxwell and company and shook his head. "Maxwell you idiot! You'll only make it worse. There's no weakness in admitting when you need help."
"SCREW YOU, Wufei! I don't need ANYONE'S help! I can walk just fine!"Duo snarled as he tried to tug his arms from the other boys' grips. Heero glared at him and silent Trowa merely looked at him impassively.
Wufei's brow twitched a bit. Alright then. He want's to play it like THAT does he? "Guys, go ahead and let him go."
Just then Quatre came out of the kitchen wiping his hands on a dishtowel. "What's going on guys? Duo was yelling so loud my teacups were rattled!"
"Hn.Nothing a giant kick in the ass wouldn't cure,"Heero grumbled as he gestured to Duo with a nod of his head.
Quatre looked stricken as he took in Duo's distressed state; he was a little pale and sweaty and was holding his right leg off the floor awkwardly. "Duo! W-what happened to you?! Are we under attack? You should sit down, I'll get the first aid kit!"
"Hold on a minute Quatre! We're not being attacked. Duo here says he doesn't NEED anyone's help,"Heero called to the retreating blonde. Wufei caught his rival's eye and nodded.
"I agree. Go on Maxwell.Have a seat,"Wufei said as he gestured to an armchair in the living room a couple meters away. He had a small smile on his face as he folded his arms across his chest. Let's see him squirm out of THIS! he thought.
Quatre turned back around to watch as he bit at his lower lip in worry. "Well.. If he says so. I'll just supervise then."That was close. Thought I'd have to get Sandrock for a minute! he thought.
Heero and Trowa released the indignant Shinigami who defiantly tried to stand up straight and put his weight on his leg. His violet eyes went wide as he choked back a pained cry, biting his lip and clenching his fists in the process. Kami-sama this hurts like hell!! I think I'm gonna pass out! Then, seeing salvation in the armchair that was so close yet so far, he grinned painfully as he got a rather creative and smartass idea.
He grunted as he lifted his right foot from the floor. After steeling himself, he proceeded to hop like a braided bunny on his good leg over to the blessed armchair. He desperately stifled the cries he made whenever he made contact with the floor. Panting with his exertions, Duo reached the chair, turned and flopped into it with relief. He wore a rather self- satisfying little smirk, directed mostly at the two objects of his affection. That's what they get for trying to one-up the Shinigami! The pain was DEFINITELY worth it! he thought.
Everyone but Trowa gawked at Duo's display with wide eyes. He's lost his damn mind! That HAS to be it! Wufei thought.
"Alright NOW I'm getting a little pissed. WHAT HAPPENED?"Quatre said as he frowned at Wufei and Heero.Trowa excused himself to go back to sleep since he'd been rudely woken up by Heero's phone call to help deal with the current insanity. Wufei sat on a padded footstool near Duo and Heero stood behind Duo's chair and put his hands possessively on his shoulders. Quatre stood facing the trio with his arms crossed and an 'I DARE you to lie to me!' look on his face.
"Well it was an accident,"Wufei began, resting a hand on Duo's right leg, which made Heero give him a little growl and his patented 'Glare of Death'.
"Accident my ass!"Duo protested and started to get up but was firmly restrained by Heero's hands clamped on his shoulders. He turned his head up to scowl at his other boyfriend. "YOU pushed me off!!"
"Pushed him off of WHAT?"Quatre asked with a raised brow and a little blush. He was well aware of what went on between the three Gundam pilots.. He was just polite enough to ignore it like a good friend. Do I REALLY want to know this? he thought. Duo was still breathing hard and shaking as he sat sulking and fuming in his chair.
"All I was doing was -!"Duo began but was cut off by Heero. "Showing off! So I decided to point it out to you!"Wufei sighed and gently pulled Duo's injured leg up onto his lap, sliding off his shoe and sock then pushing up the pant leg to reveal what'd happened. Quatre inhaled sharply and put a hand to his mouth as he took in the sight.
Duo's right ankle was a swollen mass of multicolored bruises and his foot was a little off-center. He yelped when Wufei ran a hand over it gently. "His ankle is broken,"Wufei said softly. "You're lucky you didn't kill him, Yuy."
"Hn.He shouldn't have been goofing off! It's not like he was very high off the ground,"Heero replied as he snorted in contempt.
Quatre sweatdropped and waved a hand to catch the attention of the two pilots who were jealously guarding the parts of Duo they had their hands on.
"Um, guys? I KNOW I'm gonna regret this but.. More details, please?"he asked.
"In a minute Quatre,"Wufei said. With a little smirk he ran a hand farther up Duo's poor leg and got a startled yet happy look from him. Then, while he still held Duo's leg he stood up and leaned in close to him, caressing his cheek with a free hand. Duo grinned and winced and Heero growled a warning, "Chang.." to Wufei.Wufei ignored him and suddenly kissed Duo deeply then pulled away to quickly reach down and firmly jerk Duo's foot back into place before he had a chance to recover.
Duo screamed and tried to get up but Heero's hands were holding him down and Wufei's hands were still holding onto his leg.
"YOU SNEAKY SONOFA -!"Duo yelled and tried to grab at Wufei but failed miserably. He panted and sank back into the chair. "Urk! I feel like I'm gonna yarf.."
"Serves you right. Damn tease.."Heero muttered. Quatre gritted his teeth and ran an exasperated hand down his face. Allah give me strength.. he thought. They ARE my friends after all..
"NOW you can get that first aid kit Quatre,"Wufei said as he sat back on his footstool with Duo's leg back on his lap and his own self-satisfied look on his face.
Quatre just shook his head and fetched the kit and handed it to Wufei. "NOW are you ready to fill in the blanks?"
"Oh I'm sure that Yuy can. I hate the injustice of it. He could've handled it another way,"Wufei said as he began to splint and wrap Duo's poor ankle and foot, frowning whenever Duo made a pained noise.
"It's as much YOUR fault as mine Chang and you know it!"Heero stated.
"At least I'M taking care of him! All YOU'RE doing is insulting him!"Wufei shot back. A vein was throbbing on his head and he looked ready to take out his sword and take a few inches of one thing or another from Heero.Duo groaned and covered his ears, "Please don't fight!"He looked to Quatre with a miserable look on his face. "I've been listening to this for an hour now, Quat!"
"Duo.. Maybe YOU would explain?"Quatre begged. I hate suspense when I'm pulling an all night paperwork stinthe thought.
"Fine.Anything to get this over with!"Duo said as he pushed his chestnut bangs aside to massage his temples. Heero was trying to show-up Wufei and gave Duo a shoulder rub as Duo sighed and relaxed into it.
"All I was doing was walking back from having dinner with these two and I was talking about all the stupid crap I did when Solo and I ran together. They were relating the same kind of crap and I started teasing 'em about it."Duo sighed again. "I shoulda just kept my mouth shut.."
"For YOUR mouth, that's an impossibility,"Wufei muttered, snorting as he tightened the blue cloth wrappings he'd wound around Duo's injury.
"Anyway.."Duo began as he rolled his eyes. "We were talking about dares and all and we were walking next to this high stone wall. Wu-man here says he doesn't think I'd walk it, on account of the fact that I'd look like an idiot doing it."
"And of course you did it,"Quatre said with a flat look on his face. Why am I not surprised? he thought.
"Of course!"Duo said with a pained grin. Wufei handed him some aspirin from the kit and Quatre got him some water. After swallowing the bitter pills and making a face, he went on. "Hee-chan told me to knock it off but I said I'd do it and I meant it."Heero's brow twitched at the sound of his koi's fluffy nickname for him.
"He also said he thought it was stupid and that I'd hurt myself. Sooo.. He gave me a little push so I'd come down."He looked up at Heero as Wufei finished up with his splinting and wrapping. "Ya know, Hee-chan, I'd have made it if you hadn't made me kiss concrete."
"Hn,"Heero said. If I didn't feel something for that baka I'd kill him! he thought.
Quatre helped Wufei clean up and shook his head. "You three are impossible, I swear. There're more friendly competitions, you know."
Duo grinned as his two boyfriends stared electricity at each other. "Oh we know Quat.Belive me."Wufei carefully stood up and gently lifted Duo up into his arms and relished the dangerous outraged look he got out of Heero.
"I think it's bedtime now,"Duo said as Wufei started to carry him to their room. "And it's about damn time, too! All I wanna do now is cuddle up and forget that this day ever happened."
"I apologize for daring you, Duo,"Wufei said softly. "Sorry I pointed out to you how stupid you were acting,"Heero muttered.
Duo chuckled. "Guess that's as close to an apology from Hee-chan as I'll get! That's okay though."He nuzzled Wufei's neck playfully as Heero grumbled about it. "You and Wuffie can make it up to me later. Maybe take my mind off my ankle?"Heero rolled his eyes and followed the pair into their bedroom.
Quatre groaned and ran his hands through his scruffy blonde hair. "Wow.. I need coffee.."he muttered as he went into the kitchen. An enthusiastic and slightly pained giggle came from down the hall, followed by a muffled, "Hee- chan that tickles! Watch the foot you guys!"Quatre raised a brow. And my friends all need cold showers.. he thought. I'm definitely not putting THIS in my reports!
*OWARI*
Well then.. I'm pretty sure this was out of character. ^_^ Gomen! This just sorta popped into my head one night. Shonen-ai just sort of sneaks up on me. (& knocks me unconscious! ^_^) Hope someone enjoyed this almost a PWP(plot?what plot?) of mine! Ja minnasan! ^_^
Disclaimers: I own nothing of this show! (Except my drawings of my chibi bishonen muses Duo-chan, Wuffie-chan & Hee-chan and my manga novel collection, of course.)
Warnings/Notes: Okay, here it is. There's shonen-ai here between my favorite pilots; Duo, Wufei & Heero.And they spout naughty language at each other & yaoi innuendoes, too. What can I say? The hentai fairy has struck me again. (With a big ol' mallet! ^_^) I just go where my sense of humor tells me to. R & R, onegai?
"ITAI! Dammit lemme go!"the pilot of Deathscythe Gundam yelled at the top of his lungs as he was hustled into the house the five pilots were currently staying at. He was squirming and cursing up a blue streak as he fought Heero and Trowa's 'assistance'. "I'm TELLING you I can walk so PUT ME DOWN!!"
Wufei followed the spectacle that was Duo Maxwell and company and shook his head. "Maxwell you idiot! You'll only make it worse. There's no weakness in admitting when you need help."
"SCREW YOU, Wufei! I don't need ANYONE'S help! I can walk just fine!"Duo snarled as he tried to tug his arms from the other boys' grips. Heero glared at him and silent Trowa merely looked at him impassively.
Wufei's brow twitched a bit. Alright then. He want's to play it like THAT does he? "Guys, go ahead and let him go."
Just then Quatre came out of the kitchen wiping his hands on a dishtowel. "What's going on guys? Duo was yelling so loud my teacups were rattled!"
"Hn.Nothing a giant kick in the ass wouldn't cure,"Heero grumbled as he gestured to Duo with a nod of his head.
Quatre looked stricken as he took in Duo's distressed state; he was a little pale and sweaty and was holding his right leg off the floor awkwardly. "Duo! W-what happened to you?! Are we under attack? You should sit down, I'll get the first aid kit!"
"Hold on a minute Quatre! We're not being attacked. Duo here says he doesn't NEED anyone's help,"Heero called to the retreating blonde. Wufei caught his rival's eye and nodded.
"I agree. Go on Maxwell.Have a seat,"Wufei said as he gestured to an armchair in the living room a couple meters away. He had a small smile on his face as he folded his arms across his chest. Let's see him squirm out of THIS! he thought.
Quatre turned back around to watch as he bit at his lower lip in worry. "Well.. If he says so. I'll just supervise then."That was close. Thought I'd have to get Sandrock for a minute! he thought.
Heero and Trowa released the indignant Shinigami who defiantly tried to stand up straight and put his weight on his leg. His violet eyes went wide as he choked back a pained cry, biting his lip and clenching his fists in the process. Kami-sama this hurts like hell!! I think I'm gonna pass out! Then, seeing salvation in the armchair that was so close yet so far, he grinned painfully as he got a rather creative and smartass idea.
He grunted as he lifted his right foot from the floor. After steeling himself, he proceeded to hop like a braided bunny on his good leg over to the blessed armchair. He desperately stifled the cries he made whenever he made contact with the floor. Panting with his exertions, Duo reached the chair, turned and flopped into it with relief. He wore a rather self- satisfying little smirk, directed mostly at the two objects of his affection. That's what they get for trying to one-up the Shinigami! The pain was DEFINITELY worth it! he thought.
Everyone but Trowa gawked at Duo's display with wide eyes. He's lost his damn mind! That HAS to be it! Wufei thought.
"Alright NOW I'm getting a little pissed. WHAT HAPPENED?"Quatre said as he frowned at Wufei and Heero.Trowa excused himself to go back to sleep since he'd been rudely woken up by Heero's phone call to help deal with the current insanity. Wufei sat on a padded footstool near Duo and Heero stood behind Duo's chair and put his hands possessively on his shoulders. Quatre stood facing the trio with his arms crossed and an 'I DARE you to lie to me!' look on his face.
"Well it was an accident,"Wufei began, resting a hand on Duo's right leg, which made Heero give him a little growl and his patented 'Glare of Death'.
"Accident my ass!"Duo protested and started to get up but was firmly restrained by Heero's hands clamped on his shoulders. He turned his head up to scowl at his other boyfriend. "YOU pushed me off!!"
"Pushed him off of WHAT?"Quatre asked with a raised brow and a little blush. He was well aware of what went on between the three Gundam pilots.. He was just polite enough to ignore it like a good friend. Do I REALLY want to know this? he thought. Duo was still breathing hard and shaking as he sat sulking and fuming in his chair.
"All I was doing was -!"Duo began but was cut off by Heero. "Showing off! So I decided to point it out to you!"Wufei sighed and gently pulled Duo's injured leg up onto his lap, sliding off his shoe and sock then pushing up the pant leg to reveal what'd happened. Quatre inhaled sharply and put a hand to his mouth as he took in the sight.
Duo's right ankle was a swollen mass of multicolored bruises and his foot was a little off-center. He yelped when Wufei ran a hand over it gently. "His ankle is broken,"Wufei said softly. "You're lucky you didn't kill him, Yuy."
"Hn.He shouldn't have been goofing off! It's not like he was very high off the ground,"Heero replied as he snorted in contempt.
Quatre sweatdropped and waved a hand to catch the attention of the two pilots who were jealously guarding the parts of Duo they had their hands on.
"Um, guys? I KNOW I'm gonna regret this but.. More details, please?"he asked.
"In a minute Quatre,"Wufei said. With a little smirk he ran a hand farther up Duo's poor leg and got a startled yet happy look from him. Then, while he still held Duo's leg he stood up and leaned in close to him, caressing his cheek with a free hand. Duo grinned and winced and Heero growled a warning, "Chang.." to Wufei.Wufei ignored him and suddenly kissed Duo deeply then pulled away to quickly reach down and firmly jerk Duo's foot back into place before he had a chance to recover.
Duo screamed and tried to get up but Heero's hands were holding him down and Wufei's hands were still holding onto his leg.
"YOU SNEAKY SONOFA -!"Duo yelled and tried to grab at Wufei but failed miserably. He panted and sank back into the chair. "Urk! I feel like I'm gonna yarf.."
"Serves you right. Damn tease.."Heero muttered. Quatre gritted his teeth and ran an exasperated hand down his face. Allah give me strength.. he thought. They ARE my friends after all..
"NOW you can get that first aid kit Quatre,"Wufei said as he sat back on his footstool with Duo's leg back on his lap and his own self-satisfied look on his face.
Quatre just shook his head and fetched the kit and handed it to Wufei. "NOW are you ready to fill in the blanks?"
"Oh I'm sure that Yuy can. I hate the injustice of it. He could've handled it another way,"Wufei said as he began to splint and wrap Duo's poor ankle and foot, frowning whenever Duo made a pained noise.
"It's as much YOUR fault as mine Chang and you know it!"Heero stated.
"At least I'M taking care of him! All YOU'RE doing is insulting him!"Wufei shot back. A vein was throbbing on his head and he looked ready to take out his sword and take a few inches of one thing or another from Heero.Duo groaned and covered his ears, "Please don't fight!"He looked to Quatre with a miserable look on his face. "I've been listening to this for an hour now, Quat!"
"Duo.. Maybe YOU would explain?"Quatre begged. I hate suspense when I'm pulling an all night paperwork stinthe thought.
"Fine.Anything to get this over with!"Duo said as he pushed his chestnut bangs aside to massage his temples. Heero was trying to show-up Wufei and gave Duo a shoulder rub as Duo sighed and relaxed into it.
"All I was doing was walking back from having dinner with these two and I was talking about all the stupid crap I did when Solo and I ran together. They were relating the same kind of crap and I started teasing 'em about it."Duo sighed again. "I shoulda just kept my mouth shut.."
"For YOUR mouth, that's an impossibility,"Wufei muttered, snorting as he tightened the blue cloth wrappings he'd wound around Duo's injury.
"Anyway.."Duo began as he rolled his eyes. "We were talking about dares and all and we were walking next to this high stone wall. Wu-man here says he doesn't think I'd walk it, on account of the fact that I'd look like an idiot doing it."
"And of course you did it,"Quatre said with a flat look on his face. Why am I not surprised? he thought.
"Of course!"Duo said with a pained grin. Wufei handed him some aspirin from the kit and Quatre got him some water. After swallowing the bitter pills and making a face, he went on. "Hee-chan told me to knock it off but I said I'd do it and I meant it."Heero's brow twitched at the sound of his koi's fluffy nickname for him.
"He also said he thought it was stupid and that I'd hurt myself. Sooo.. He gave me a little push so I'd come down."He looked up at Heero as Wufei finished up with his splinting and wrapping. "Ya know, Hee-chan, I'd have made it if you hadn't made me kiss concrete."
"Hn,"Heero said. If I didn't feel something for that baka I'd kill him! he thought.
Quatre helped Wufei clean up and shook his head. "You three are impossible, I swear. There're more friendly competitions, you know."
Duo grinned as his two boyfriends stared electricity at each other. "Oh we know Quat.Belive me."Wufei carefully stood up and gently lifted Duo up into his arms and relished the dangerous outraged look he got out of Heero.
"I think it's bedtime now,"Duo said as Wufei started to carry him to their room. "And it's about damn time, too! All I wanna do now is cuddle up and forget that this day ever happened."
"I apologize for daring you, Duo,"Wufei said softly. "Sorry I pointed out to you how stupid you were acting,"Heero muttered.
Duo chuckled. "Guess that's as close to an apology from Hee-chan as I'll get! That's okay though."He nuzzled Wufei's neck playfully as Heero grumbled about it. "You and Wuffie can make it up to me later. Maybe take my mind off my ankle?"Heero rolled his eyes and followed the pair into their bedroom.
Quatre groaned and ran his hands through his scruffy blonde hair. "Wow.. I need coffee.."he muttered as he went into the kitchen. An enthusiastic and slightly pained giggle came from down the hall, followed by a muffled, "Hee- chan that tickles! Watch the foot you guys!"Quatre raised a brow. And my friends all need cold showers.. he thought. I'm definitely not putting THIS in my reports!
*OWARI*
Well then.. I'm pretty sure this was out of character. ^_^ Gomen! This just sorta popped into my head one night. Shonen-ai just sort of sneaks up on me. (& knocks me unconscious! ^_^) Hope someone enjoyed this almost a PWP(plot?what plot?) of mine! Ja minnasan! ^_^