This is so random. Naruto singing Queen. I know it doesn't make much sense, but who cares?
Note: I own the rights to neither Naruto nor Bohemian Rhapsody. If I did, I would be stinking rich and typing this on a nice expensive Mac, not my smelly pc.
Konoha Rhapsody
Naruto: Time to air my true emotions. Ahem… coughs, then picks up microphone and turns on karaoke machine
Neji, Tenten & Lee (who were training with Naruto): Oh no! RUN! they run
Is this the real life?
Is this just genjustsu?
Lived with a demon,
No escape from kyuubi.
Open yours eyes,
Look into my eyes and see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
'Cept if you nick my ramen bowl
Anywhere that Sasuke goes, doesn't really matter to me
He'll see.
Sasuke, I miss you, man.
You called me stupid and dobe,
But me leave you? Heck, no way!
Sasuke, why did you go?
You just had to go and run away!
Sasuke, ooooooooh!
You even made me cry.
I hope I get you back this time tomorrow
(Sakura keeps going on,
Like nothing really matters…
'Cept you.)
Too late, the time has come
Rasengan didn't work,
You just treat me like a jerk.
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Got leave you all to train with Ero-Sennin.
Sasuke, ooooooooh!
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
(Guitary bit, in which Naruto dances, badly. Others from village and stuff come to watch.)
I see a little silhouette-o of a man
KAKASHI! KAKASHI! Can you do the fandago?
Send him the chidori, very, very gory-y!
Jiraiya, Jiraiya, Jiraiya, Jiraiya, Jiraiya, Tsunade!
Magnifico-o-o-oooo!
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
Iruka: He's just a poor boy, without any family.
Spare him his life from the Akatsuki!
Itachi, Itachi, will you let me go?
Akatsuki: You with kyuubi? No! We will not let you go!
Let him go!
Akatsuki: You with kyuubi? We will not let you go!
Let him go!
Akatsuki: We will not let you go!
Let me go!
Akatsuki: Will not let you go!
Let me go!
Akatsuki: Will not let you go!
Oh never, never let you go!
Oh let me go-o-o-o-oooo!
Akatsuki: No! No! No! No! No!
Oh Akatsuki, Akatsuki!
Akatsuki let me go!
Deidara has a clay bird put aside for me-e-ee, for me-e-ee, for meeee!
So you think you can grab me and steal my kyuubi?
So you think you can steal it and leave me to die?
Oh Itachi! Can't do this to me Itachi!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of this jutsu!
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Sasuke really matters, anyone can see, Sasuke really matters,
Sasuke really matters to me.
Sakura: NOOOOOO!!! Sasuke-kun is mine! punches Naruto in head
Jiraiya, Iruka & Kakashi: removing fingers from ears YAY!! He shut up! they dance
Itachi: Why are we doing this again?
Kisame: She pointing at me is paying us.
Me: What?!?! I never said I'd pay you!
Akatsuki: WHAT?! So we just humiliated our organisation for nothing?
Me: Um… no… you got some free publicity… and you got to have some fun singing, you probably needed it to loosen up… all that evil probably makes you a bit tense…
Akatsuki: GRRRRR!!!
Me: runs away AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!
Ok, in case you hadn't figured, this is sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody. I am sorry that not all the lines fit perfectly, I just couldn't think of anything better to put in.
Go, review, and make spiteful comments about the lack of rhyming-ness.