Pretty
"You look pretty today, Jade."
"What? Are you saying I didn't look pretty yesterday? Douchebag."
"Jade! You know that's not what I meant!"
Text
"Jade."
"Yes, Aladdin?"
"Why are you texting me? I'm right beside you."
"So?"
"Just talk to me."
"No."
Revenge
"Why do you feel the need to get revenge on everything?"
"Revenge is fun."
"What did the flowers ever do to you?"
"They were stupid. They were just sitting there. Ugh."
"Don't abuse the flower, Jadelyn."
Swear
"Don't call me that!"
"I can call you whatever I want."
"Come on Jade. Be a nice girlfriend."
"I am a nice girlfriend."
"Whatever."
Camera
"God Beck. Do you need to take pictures every second of the day?"
"Yes, I do."
"Leave me alone."
"But Jade, you're so photogenic! The camera loves you!"
"Fuck off."
Coffee
"Get me coffee."
"No."
"I want coffee now, Beck."
"Fine."
Kiss
"Kiss me, idiot."
"Stop being mean and I'll kiss you."
"I'm not being mean!"
"You called me an idiot."
"Jesus, Beck. Grow a pair."
Blankets
"Jade, share the blankets, I'm frickin' freezing."
"No, I'm too cold."
"I'll keep you warm."
"Ugh, stop being so sappy."
Hamster
"What the hell is that, Beck?"
"It's a hamster! It's fluffy, see?"
"Ew. Get it out of my face."
"It's cute! Who doesn't like hamsters?"
"I don't."
Quit
"Would you quit doing that?"
"Doing what?"
"You know what!"
"No, I don't think I do."
"Yes, you do."
"No, I really don't."
Relationship
"I hate you."
"I love you too, babe."