Robbie's revenge
Hello sir. Remember me?
I'm the man you thought I'd never be.
I'm the boy you reduced to tears.
I was a lanky thing for 6 whole years.
Yeah that's right. My name in Bob,
The one who landed the pop stars job.
The one that wouldn't amount to much.
Well here I am,
And there you are…
With you big sports car and recessing hair.
With those dodgy trousers that you think are smart.
Married to the woman who teaches art,
Married to the lies.
Married to the school.
I wanted to sing and dance,
I was told I was a fool,
Sing and dance you said I was barmy,
Settle down and join the army.
And who were you to tell me this,
The dream I wanted I'll have to miss.
Since when do you have the right
to structuralise over night.
Now I know life's due path.
Thank God, that'll be a laugh.
No not me I'm a mega super villain,
I won't need my life riding in a pillion.
But thanks to the advice I'm sure that will do for the negative dick heads just like you.
As for now I'm a different weapon,
Stage and screen are about to beckon
And here I sit in first class
Fuck off sir kiss my ass.