I don't own it k?
Chapter One
Deep in his underground base, Zim prepared an amazing chemical of amazingness. It was so amazing, everybody would all be amazed.
"No earth pig smelly has ever done something like this!" he said loudly, halfway through the procedur. "They are all too stupid. None of them are as smart as Zim!"
Suddenly Gir ran up to him, munching on a taco. "Whatcha doin', Masta?" the little robot asked.
"I am making something to give the Dib-monkey the shock of his life!" Zim said gloatingly. "Zim can not wait to see the look on his face when Zim gives this to the Dib-monkey! I will never have such a laugh! Maybe he will die from the sheer shock of it, and then this stinking ball of dirt will all be MINE!"
"But I like Big Head Boooy!" Gir started to cry.
"Well, after this he'll be the Big Head, never mind," said Zim, adding the finishing touches.
"Big head what, Masta? Big Head what?"
Without ansering, Zim finished making it and poured it into a bottle, capped the bottle and shook it, laughing wildly. He threw back his head and laughed so much that Gir laughed although he didn't know what he was laughing at. There was a small laughing Zim down below, and a big laughing Zim reflected all up and down the lab wall.
Zim couldn't wait! This was going to be too good!