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Spongebob and Patrick were waiting in the doorway of the pineapple house. Spongebob's parents were visiting, and they said they had a special surprise. "What do you think the surprise is, Pat?" "I dunno. What do you think, Sponge?" "I dunno." Spongebob giggled. "I like our new nicknames." "Me too," Patrick said. They both giggled uncontrollably for the next five minutes. Squidward stuck his head out of his window. "Would you two pipe down? I'm trying to play my clarinet!" he screamed. "Okay, Squid!" Spongebob said. "Another nickname!" Patrick squealed. They giggled again.
Just then Spongebob's parents drove up in their car. "Hello, Spongebob!" Mom said. "Mom! Dad! I missed you!" Spongebob hugged his parents. Patrick stepped in between the embrace. "I hate to ruin this touching moment, but the truth is I really don't care and I want to know what the freaking surprise is," Patrick said. Dad laughed and patted Patrick's belly. "My, my, Patrick, you've grown since last time haven't you son?" he said. Patrick made an angry and disappointed face. "Dang nabbit! That stupid Atkins diet isn't working yet!" he screeched.
"Hey Mom, what's the surprise you told us about?" Spongebob asked. "Oh yes, dear. Me and your father have planned..." Drum roll "...An arranged marriage for you!" Patrick and Spongebob gasped. "Arranged marriage? To who?" Just then a girl stepped out of the back seat of the car.
Again Patrick and Spongebob gasped. She was the prettiest fish in Bikini Bottom. She had shiny pink scales, long eyelashes, and bright red lips. She was wearing a lime green bikini top and a triple X purple miniskirt. "Hi Spongebob. I'm your new wife, Kiki Corale," the girl said. She stuck out her beautiful fin. Spongebob and Kiki shook hands.
Spongebob and Patrick were waiting in the doorway of the pineapple house. Spongebob's parents were visiting, and they said they had a special surprise. "What do you think the surprise is, Pat?" "I dunno. What do you think, Sponge?" "I dunno." Spongebob giggled. "I like our new nicknames." "Me too," Patrick said. They both giggled uncontrollably for the next five minutes. Squidward stuck his head out of his window. "Would you two pipe down? I'm trying to play my clarinet!" he screamed. "Okay, Squid!" Spongebob said. "Another nickname!" Patrick squealed. They giggled again.
Just then Spongebob's parents drove up in their car. "Hello, Spongebob!" Mom said. "Mom! Dad! I missed you!" Spongebob hugged his parents. Patrick stepped in between the embrace. "I hate to ruin this touching moment, but the truth is I really don't care and I want to know what the freaking surprise is," Patrick said. Dad laughed and patted Patrick's belly. "My, my, Patrick, you've grown since last time haven't you son?" he said. Patrick made an angry and disappointed face. "Dang nabbit! That stupid Atkins diet isn't working yet!" he screeched.
"Hey Mom, what's the surprise you told us about?" Spongebob asked. "Oh yes, dear. Me and your father have planned..." Drum roll "...An arranged marriage for you!" Patrick and Spongebob gasped. "Arranged marriage? To who?" Just then a girl stepped out of the back seat of the car.
Again Patrick and Spongebob gasped. She was the prettiest fish in Bikini Bottom. She had shiny pink scales, long eyelashes, and bright red lips. She was wearing a lime green bikini top and a triple X purple miniskirt. "Hi Spongebob. I'm your new wife, Kiki Corale," the girl said. She stuck out her beautiful fin. Spongebob and Kiki shook hands.