Summary: What would happen if the Prince of Tennis characters saw Dream Live 3 in Tenimyu? Parody. Crack.
"La, la, la, la, la…Eh? What's this? Tenimyu? What's that?" asked the acrobatic player, Kikamaru Eiji. "Cool! It's a musical about tennis! I want to buy this."
He went up to the counter and bought the DVD.
He called Oishi that night:
Ring. Ring. Ring.
OS: Moshi, Moshi.
KE: Oishiii! I'm bored! I just bought this cool musical about tennis called Tenimyu. Do you want to come over and watch it?"
OS: Sure, Eiji, but can Tezuka come too? He is over at my house for a project.
KE: Yep! More the merrier. I should call Fujiko too. And Taka-san. Oh, and Ochibi and Momo-chan and Kaido. It could be like a movie-party! Yay!
OS: chuckles alright, we'll be there in a few minutes. Ja ne.
KE: Ja ne!
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Ring. Ring. Ring.
FS: Moshi, Moshi.
KE: Fujiko! This is Eiji. Do you want to come over and watch this musical about tennis with me? Oishi and Tezuka are coming too.
FS: Sure, Eiji. I'll ask my mom. Can Yuuta come also?
In the Background:
Yuuta"Come where, Aniki? It better not be the new wasabi ice-cream place…"
KE: Of course, he can come. Well, I have to also call Ochibi so ja ne!
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Ring. Ring. Ring.
Nanjiroh Echizen: Moshi, Moshi?
KE: Eh, Ochibi? Why do you sound so old?
NE: sweat-drop old? Are you one of Ryoma's friends?
KE: Eh?! You're not Ochibi! Gomen…May I talk to Ochibi, please?
NE: snickers Ochibi…haiMatte.
"Oi, Shounen! I mean Ochibi, you're friend called!"
"Baka Oyaji!"
RE: Kikamaru-senpai?
KE: Eh? How'd you know it was me?
RE: Well, you're the only one who calls me Ochibi. What do you want?
KE: Ochibi, don't be so mean. I called to invite you to watch this musical about tennis at my house. Everyone's going to be there.
RE: Yadda
KE: There will be free food.
RE: Hnn, fine. I'll go.
KE: Waah, Ochibi, you're only coming for the food and not because of your beloved senpai?
RE: Basically.
KE: Waah, Ochibi, you're so mean! You're-
RE: Kikamaru-senpai, if you want me to come, you'll have to hang up. I can't go over there and talk to you at the same time.
KE: Eh? Oh, ok! Ja ne, Ochibi!
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This went on until Eiji called everyone.
In Eiji's Living room:
Everyone was situated and talking and Eiji was getting the food.
"Yosh I have popcorn and fruits and gummy bears! Don't eat them all at once, "Momo! Save some for the rest"
"Alright, we'll start the musical!"
Eiji went to the DVD player and put the DVD in. In the TV screen, a tennis ball with two rackets on the side and it said: Dream Live Third
"Yay!" Kikamaru cheered!
Suddenly, there were loud music and dancing with tennis rackets.
Everyone's first reaction was: strange…those uniforms look so familiar.
Then When the characters introduced themselves, everyone fell over.
"What?!" They yelled.
"Th-that's me!" Momo yelled, pointing to the screen. "Why does he talk, act, and dress like me? I have a stalker!!!" He wailed.
"Oi, look, that's me! I see the red hair and bandages."
"Fshhhhhh"Said Kaido, also looking at himself in the TV screen.
"The hat! That's Echizen!"Said Momo.
"The glasses and the notebook! That's Inui!"Yelled Kikamaru.
Suddenly, everything darkened and a rap sound came on.
Everyone fell the second time.
"I- is that Hyoutei?!?!" Momo questioned.
"It is! Look at Atobe! He looks the same!"
"Oh, that's Jiroh! Is he breakdancing"Yelled Yuuta
"Eh?! Acrobatic! That's Gakuto"Yelled Eiji.
"Why are they rapping?!"Asked Oishi.
Then, another song came on.
"Do your best, do your best (4x
Kikoeru ka, tatakauaite no otakebi ka
Kanjiru ka, migamaeruinochiViberation-"
"Eh, that's us!"
"Tezuka, that's you!" Eiji yelled.
Tezuka stared emotionally at "himself" Then he said: "Yudan sezu ni ikou."
Everyone sweat-dropped.
"That's all you can say?!"
Then the whole fight with the mike happened, and Inui was singing his data song.
"Ii, data," said the real Inui while scribbling madly in his book.
Everyone laughed when the Fuji/Ryoma scene happened. "Ne, fujiko, that sounds just like you! Ochibi, you're so cute!!" he said while squishing the poor boy to death.
"Eiji-senpai, please let go of me. And, I think I'm much cuter then that….that imposter." Ryoma pouted.
"Oi, oi, Oishi! That's us! And Momo!" shouted Kikamaru. "I kind of like this song." And he started singing along with it. "Saa, bankai da, daijoubudayo Momo!Akiramen….."
As the rest was watching in fascination/horror, the Koori no Emperor came out. Everyone fell out of their seats.
"I-Is that HYOUTEI?!!" yelled Momo.
"OMG, that's HYOUTEI!!" yelled Eiji.
"Che, sounds like the kind of song they'll sing." Hissed Kaido.
"Ii data."
Then the Katsunowa Hyoutei came out.
"What do you mean, Hyoutei is the winner?!?! And Seigaku is the loser?!" yelled Momo, enraged. We freaking kicked their sorry, as-"
Momoshiro! Warned Tezuka.
"Gomen-nasai, Buchou." Replied momo, sheepishly.
"Ore sama no bigini?"Asked Oishi."Isn't that Atobe's saying?"
"Ahahahaha!" laughed Eiji. "This is sooooooooooo Atobe's song. It fits him perfectly!"
Near the end, everyone somehow got into it and started crying with their "other" selves.
"Waahh You can't leave, mouhitori no boku1)" cried Eiji. As he started crying, Oishi tried to cheer him up. As the song, Crystal came out, everyone couldn't help but feel sad. They had grown on them. And when Hyoutei came out and hugged their tv selves, they couldn't help but laugh. Now THAT, would NEVER happen. Declared Momo.
"That was a good movie!" Everyone said. Even Tezuka had enjoyed it, despite his lack of reaction.
The next day:
Tennis practice that afternoon, was….well, hectic. Eiji was trying to sing the songs he had rewatched over and over again.
"Oishi! Good combination dayo" He cried, happily as Oishi was forced to sing with him.
Fortunately, or unfortunately, everyone was singing their songs. Even Ryoma and Tezuka.
At that moment, our favorite rivals entered the tennis court.
"Tezuka! Let's have a match!" cried Atobe in his narcissistic way. "Ore-sama no bigini, yaroyna!" he cried.
Everyone burst out laughing, leaving a confused Atobe and a even more confused Hyoutei tennis team.
Tezuka was the only one composed enough to just smirk a little. "Atobe, trust me, you don't want to know." He replied.
(1) the other me or my other self (if you know Yu-gi-oh, then you should know this)
AN: Wow, this is my first one shot and it's kind of cool! I'm sorry, if my story sucks, but I did try to make the characters not OOC as possible. I do have a sequel which should be coming up soon. It's when Hyoutei watches the Dream Lives. Please review!