Music Listened To While Writing: Can't Touch This, Happy Happy Joy Joy (screamo version XDD)

Mood Music: Anything hyper...I recomend the song I was listening to

Disclaimer: If I ownerd FMA then why would I be writing a FAN fiction?

Most people, when they are near death, think about all the happy things in life. They sometimes even imagine that they are with family and friends, doing something nice like going to an amusement park, or baking cookies. But State Alchemists don't. State Alchemists let themselves suffer because they know they have failed.

It was a slow day in Central Headquarters. Paperwork was dwindling, and people were getting ready to take there lunch break. They sky was blue, not a single cloud. The grass was green, and all was quiet and peacefull-

"FULLMETAL!!!!!!!!!!"

Well except for that. Actually, it was quite a BUSY day right now at the Military HQ. Edward Elric and his younger brother ,Alphonse Elric, had just come back from a mission. As usual this caused quite the uproar. Let us take a look inside...

"FULLMETAL!! " Roy Mustang shouted. He was just promoted to Colonel and didn't need all this crap.

"Why, Colonel, whatever have a done wrong?" Edward asked innocently. He had only tried to help the Colonel by delivering all the papers he had signed while he was asleep- Ah who was he kidding.

"Well, Full Metal, you took all my papers on which very PERSONAL thing were written to the Fuhrer" Mustang said while getting the only pair of Flame Gloves he had that were not confiscated by Riza that he had hidden in a drawer. He had his fingers ready to snap in case Full metal said something that was, ahem, unwanted by the Colonel.

"Oh what you mean notes written to tons of girls, all of which by the way, contained your phone number?" Edward said. At this point Mustang was about to blow before he though of something else that would torture the young alchemist...

"Well then FullMidget, I just won't send you on that mission then." Roy replied.

"FULLMIDGET!!!! WHO ARE CALLING A HALF PINT THAT WOULD DROWN IN A CUP OF MILK!!!!- wait, what?" Edward shouted.

" Interesting rant Edward...Anyway, I was going to send you on a mission about a certain stone, but I guess if your going to be like that-"

"No, give it to me!" Edward interrupted. He shut his mouth as soon as he realized how stupid he sounded. His last mission was so disappointing he would kill for another chance to get close to the Stone. In fact killing didn't sound to bad right now...

"Well, ok" Mustang said while smirking (1). "Well there's a town just a few miles from hear called Heratan. There are many rumours about an alchemist there who has created the Stone and is using to make sort of dolls with souls. You've dealt with this type of thing before Edward so I thought this would be a breeze for you. But the thing is, he makes dolls out of real people so be careful." he said. The whole time Edward was trying to keep his hopes down.

An alchemist making zombie like dolls, eh? Well, we'll defeat him, and take his Stone! I've waited so long for this...Ok ok calm down Edward. You don't even know if this guy is for real. Keep your hopes down and disappointment out.

Edward quickly accepted the mission and went back to the dorms to tell Mustang. On his way a phone rang next to him so he answered it.

"Edward don't forget the man's name is Alaricus Frej and he lives on the old Castle on the hilltop" Roy Mustang's easily distinguishable voice said those words quickly then hung up. Edward sighed.

Well that was nice just answer and assume it was me without even a proper greeting or anything,stupid Colonel Bastard...Gotta go tell Al!

With that Ed ran down the hall towards there dorm to tell Al.

Roy snickered to himself. 'his was a great way to get Edward back. He'll go to that castle and find nothing ,get pissed and probably blow something up, and come back here for a lecture.' Is along the lines of what he thought. Secretly he knew that this was very cruel, but later ruled that out. What did he care? Edward is a big boy he can handle it. But then again I hate seeing him sad...Hey wait, where the hell did that come from? I could care less about that kid...

1 How the hell is that possible? 0.o

Anyway, I hoped you liked the first chapter! I don't want to sound whiny but please be nice when you gove CC and please review! Flames will be caught in a jar and used fr warmth and marshmellows when I go camping with Edward and Roy. Yes, Al will come in later don't worry.

Edward: Do I get to find the stone?

Tenshi: No, not yet...I don't even know if you are going to survive the story yet (to readers; just joking don't worry...hopefully)

Edward: WHAAAT!?!?!?!

Roy: See, she likes me better-

Tenshi: Actually same for you Flamey..

Roy: Hey!