Disclaimer: I do not own Yu yu Hakusho and I wish I did. *tear*---Miyu

The Kissing Booth

Chapter one: Preparations

Keiko: Hey Yusuke! I've got an idea.

Yusuke: What?

Keiko: Set up a kissing booth!

Yusuke: What for?

Keiko: I'll be your first customer…

Yusuke: *eagerly* Yes Ma'am. *blushes*

Koenma: Yusuke Urameshi. I hear you're starting a kissing booth.

Yusuke: Yeah. So what do you want, pacifier mouth?

Koenma: *dissapears*

Yusuke: Huh? Where'd he go?

Koenma: *reappears in his cute teen human form right next to Yusuke* Hello. *sounding older* Looks like you've got some competition. I'll be starting my own kissing booth right next door. *enthusiastically* I'm too darn cute to resist.

Yusuke: *under his breath* Yeah right…

Koenma: WHAT WAS THAT? Don't think I can't hear you! You do work for me you know.

Keiko: Oh! So this is the famous Koenma. I've heard so much about you. I'm confused though. From what Yusuke's been telling me I thought you were a lot smaller. He was telling me you were such a…

Yusuke: *puts his hands over her mouth* …Nice! I was telling her you were so nice.

Koenma: Hmph. Good.

Keiko: *struggling to get away from Yusuke and finally biting his hand* Yuck! I cant believe I had to do that!

Yusuke: *babying his hand* Yeah…me neither.

Koenma: *picking up some wooden planks and using Yusuke's hammer and nails* ~CLACK! CLACK! CLACK!~ *continuing to hammer*

Yusuke: HEY! THAT'S MY STUFF! *under his breath* Besides, I don't even know why you're doing this. Its not like you're cute or anything.

Keiko: *warningly* Yusuke…

Yusuke: *cowers*

Koenma: Shows what you know.