Rad Quest: The Path of Pepperoni

And so our tale is set with our heroes at the Rad Mansion, the headquarters for all things wicked and radical, to them at least. A magical place of Jojos, pocket monsters, and of course, hats. It was the end of a long day of doing nothing, but today is Friday, and as per the Rad Rules Friday was pizza day (The best day of the week). But Pizza Shack's site was down, which was very odd considering it was the only pizza place on Mars. Someone would have to call; this would prove to be a challenge as all of the Rad Hats were allergic to social interaction, and so begins our story.
"JOE THE PIZZA SHACK'S SITE IS DOWN!" Yelled Douglas of Nawlins.
The Rad Hats gasped in horror.
Brian said in a fright "That means someone has to, call it in."
"Due to these crippling circumstances a house meeting is in order. RAD HATS ASSEMBLE!" Declared Hat Commander Joe.
Zach of Equestria, Hat Commander Joe, Sid the "Little Girl", Juan in a Box, Adrian Le Monkey, Devin the Stache, Shredmaster Oscar, Douglas of Zeon, Captain Gabe the Shipless, Tobi the Asian, Brian the Bard, and Kristin the Wielder of the Pen; Together they were The Radical Headwear, or better known as The Rad Hats.
"Gee gang, someone is going to have to call the pizza place or else our Friday is ruined!" Sid, stating the obvious.
"You're all a bunch of pussies, I'll just call them." Muttered Juan from the depths of his box. Baby Ruths…
Juan made a collect call on the Radline, which hadn't been touched in ages due to the fact they only got the phone to get a discount on cable.
"No dice guys, no one is answering." Said a saddened Juan.
Gabe clamored. "THIS CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING. THAT VILE WHITE WHALE HAS DESTROYED THE PIZZA SHACK!"
"Don't be ridiculous, I'm sure they're just busy." Reassured Joe. "We just need to go by the shop to get our cheesy child.
"FIELD TRIP!" Cried everyone.
The team assembled into the Radmobile, which was a model RX-78-2 Gundam at one point that some genius decided to convert into a van, they had no idea of the journey that lie ahead of them.

-End of part I-