Legal Stuff: I don't own the rights to whoever is in this story. Ha! Ha!
Nintendo can't sue me now!!!!!
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If Nintendo was to make a SSBM Movie This is how I want it to go.
The Mario Bros. are now in their house in the world of Nintendo.
Mario: What-a do you want-a do?
Luigi: I know! Lets go beat up Bowser again!
Mario: Meh. I'm-a getting tired of that-a.
Luigi: You're right.
Bowser: Uhhh...I shall return! Mwhahahaha!
Bowser ran out of the door.
Luigi: I got it! Lets go to one of those coffee shops I keep on hearing about!
Mario: We have-a nothing better-a to do.
Mario and Luigi went to the first coffee shop they saw. The McCloud Cafe. Mario and Luigi walked inside the cafe.
Fox McCloud: We serve coffee!
Mario and Luigi sat at an empty table. At a table nearby two boys were playing poker or at least what they thought was poker.
Ness: Okay. Now, you have to give me your sword.
Young Link: No! You have to me your baseball bat!
Ness: I won!
Young Link: What are talking about? I won!
Ness: No you didn't!
Young Link: Yes I did!
Ness: No you didn't!
Young Link: Yes I did!
Ness: No you didn't!
Several hours later...
Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Young Link: YES I DID!
Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Young Link: YES I DID!
Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Young Link: YES I DID!
Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Young Link: YES I DID!
Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Suddenly a huge boom rang throughout the MCloud Cafe.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Ness: What was that?
Young Link: YES I DID!
Meanwhile at Mario and Luigi's table...
Luigi: What's that noise?
Mario: I don't-a know but I hope-a Peach is okay...
Meanwhile at Peach's castle Peach was beating up a Bowser dummy. Peach hit the dummy with a hip shot. The dummy exploded. It seems that she is not experiencing the same thing Mario and Luigi are.
Peach: Oh, did I win?
Toad: Stop saying that! You've said that exactly 1 million times!
Peach sticks her tongue out. Anyway back at the coffee shop...
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Ness: What is that?!
Young Link: YES I DID!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The noise continued in The McCloud Cafe until a gigantic arwing crashed through the door. Out of the arwing came a feathery stranger.
Fox: We serve coffee!
Falco Lombardi: I'm Falco Lombardi.
Mario: Are you-a one of-a Bowser's henchmen?
Ness: You aren't taking my yo-yo!
Young Link: He doesn't want your yo-yo! He wants my Lon Lon Milk!
Ness: No he doesn't!
Young Link: Yes he does!
Ness: No he doesn't!
Young Link: Yes he does!
Ness: No he doesn't!
Young Link: Yes he does!
Ness: No he doesn't!
Young Link: Yes he does!
They did this all day until...
Ness: NO HE DOESN'T!
Young Link: YES HE DOES!
Ness: NO HE DOESN'T!
Young Link: YES HE DOES!
Ness: NO HE DOESN'T!
Young Link: YES HE DOES!
Ness: NO HE DOESN'T!
Young Link: YES HE DOES!
Falco: QUIET!
Ness and Young Link: Make us!
Luigi: What are you doing here?
Falco: I've come to take Fox out of here. You see, the team Star Wolf captured Fox and brainwashed him to work at a coffee shop. They thought that with Fox gone they could take care of business. So I have to take Fox back to Slippy Toad...
Young Link: (interrupting Falco) Slippy Toad?! What kind of stupid name is that?!
Young Link dropped to the floor laughing. Falco ignored him.
Falco: Slippy Toad is making a machine right now that will unbrainwash Fox.
Fox: We serve coffee!
Mario: Do you-a mind if I come-a along?
Falco: Just as long as you can fit in the arwing with that fat body.
Luigi: Uh-oh. I can't believe you just said that.
Mario: I'M NOT-A FAT!
Mario punched Falco in the stomache hard. After Falco got out of a coma he agreed to let Mario come and to not make fun of his wieght.
Luigi: I guess I should go too.
Ness: I want to come too!
Young Link: Hey! If he goes I go!
Falco: Fine! You can all come! I don't care!
Fox: We serve coffee!
Peach floated through the door
Peach: Hi Mario! Toad told me that you and Luigi were here. Who's the guy with the blue hair covering his body?
Falco: This isn't hair! These are feathers!
Mario: We're all coming-a with him to-a unbrainwash-a Fox.
Peach: Huh?
Fox: We serve coffee!
Mario: I'm going away.
Peach: Can I come?
Falco: I don't care as long as we leave right now!
Everyone got into the arwing and Falco was about ready to leave until...
Ness: Where's my yo-yo?! Who stole my yo-yo?!
Falco: It's on the table! I'll go get it you little brat.
Falco got the yo-yo and was ready to leave until...
Young Link: Where's my Lon Lon milk? I can't live without my Lon Lon milk!
Falco: It's on the counter! I'll go get it you other little brat.
Falco got the Lon Lon milk and was ready to leave until...
Luigi: I need to go to the bathroom!
Falco: WHAT?!
Luigi went to the bathroom and Falco flew the arwing into the air. 30 minutes later the arwing ran out of gas. The arwing crashed on what seemed like a gigantic island.
TO BE CONTINUED....
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If Nintendo was to make a SSBM Movie This is how I want it to go.
The Mario Bros. are now in their house in the world of Nintendo.
Mario: What-a do you want-a do?
Luigi: I know! Lets go beat up Bowser again!
Mario: Meh. I'm-a getting tired of that-a.
Luigi: You're right.
Bowser: Uhhh...I shall return! Mwhahahaha!
Bowser ran out of the door.
Luigi: I got it! Lets go to one of those coffee shops I keep on hearing about!
Mario: We have-a nothing better-a to do.
Mario and Luigi went to the first coffee shop they saw. The McCloud Cafe. Mario and Luigi walked inside the cafe.
Fox McCloud: We serve coffee!
Mario and Luigi sat at an empty table. At a table nearby two boys were playing poker or at least what they thought was poker.
Ness: Okay. Now, you have to give me your sword.
Young Link: No! You have to me your baseball bat!
Ness: I won!
Young Link: What are talking about? I won!
Ness: No you didn't!
Young Link: Yes I did!
Ness: No you didn't!
Young Link: Yes I did!
Ness: No you didn't!
Several hours later...
Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Young Link: YES I DID!
Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Young Link: YES I DID!
Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Young Link: YES I DID!
Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Young Link: YES I DID!
Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Suddenly a huge boom rang throughout the MCloud Cafe.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Ness: What was that?
Young Link: YES I DID!
Meanwhile at Mario and Luigi's table...
Luigi: What's that noise?
Mario: I don't-a know but I hope-a Peach is okay...
Meanwhile at Peach's castle Peach was beating up a Bowser dummy. Peach hit the dummy with a hip shot. The dummy exploded. It seems that she is not experiencing the same thing Mario and Luigi are.
Peach: Oh, did I win?
Toad: Stop saying that! You've said that exactly 1 million times!
Peach sticks her tongue out. Anyway back at the coffee shop...
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Ness: What is that?!
Young Link: YES I DID!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The noise continued in The McCloud Cafe until a gigantic arwing crashed through the door. Out of the arwing came a feathery stranger.
Fox: We serve coffee!
Falco Lombardi: I'm Falco Lombardi.
Mario: Are you-a one of-a Bowser's henchmen?
Ness: You aren't taking my yo-yo!
Young Link: He doesn't want your yo-yo! He wants my Lon Lon Milk!
Ness: No he doesn't!
Young Link: Yes he does!
Ness: No he doesn't!
Young Link: Yes he does!
Ness: No he doesn't!
Young Link: Yes he does!
Ness: No he doesn't!
Young Link: Yes he does!
They did this all day until...
Ness: NO HE DOESN'T!
Young Link: YES HE DOES!
Ness: NO HE DOESN'T!
Young Link: YES HE DOES!
Ness: NO HE DOESN'T!
Young Link: YES HE DOES!
Ness: NO HE DOESN'T!
Young Link: YES HE DOES!
Falco: QUIET!
Ness and Young Link: Make us!
Luigi: What are you doing here?
Falco: I've come to take Fox out of here. You see, the team Star Wolf captured Fox and brainwashed him to work at a coffee shop. They thought that with Fox gone they could take care of business. So I have to take Fox back to Slippy Toad...
Young Link: (interrupting Falco) Slippy Toad?! What kind of stupid name is that?!
Young Link dropped to the floor laughing. Falco ignored him.
Falco: Slippy Toad is making a machine right now that will unbrainwash Fox.
Fox: We serve coffee!
Mario: Do you-a mind if I come-a along?
Falco: Just as long as you can fit in the arwing with that fat body.
Luigi: Uh-oh. I can't believe you just said that.
Mario: I'M NOT-A FAT!
Mario punched Falco in the stomache hard. After Falco got out of a coma he agreed to let Mario come and to not make fun of his wieght.
Luigi: I guess I should go too.
Ness: I want to come too!
Young Link: Hey! If he goes I go!
Falco: Fine! You can all come! I don't care!
Fox: We serve coffee!
Peach floated through the door
Peach: Hi Mario! Toad told me that you and Luigi were here. Who's the guy with the blue hair covering his body?
Falco: This isn't hair! These are feathers!
Mario: We're all coming-a with him to-a unbrainwash-a Fox.
Peach: Huh?
Fox: We serve coffee!
Mario: I'm going away.
Peach: Can I come?
Falco: I don't care as long as we leave right now!
Everyone got into the arwing and Falco was about ready to leave until...
Ness: Where's my yo-yo?! Who stole my yo-yo?!
Falco: It's on the table! I'll go get it you little brat.
Falco got the yo-yo and was ready to leave until...
Young Link: Where's my Lon Lon milk? I can't live without my Lon Lon milk!
Falco: It's on the counter! I'll go get it you other little brat.
Falco got the Lon Lon milk and was ready to leave until...
Luigi: I need to go to the bathroom!
Falco: WHAT?!
Luigi went to the bathroom and Falco flew the arwing into the air. 30 minutes later the arwing ran out of gas. The arwing crashed on what seemed like a gigantic island.
TO BE CONTINUED....