Hey guys, this is just a filer while I work on the next chapter of Destiny and Dawn, but this idea popped into my head one day and I couldn't get the idea out of my head. I hope you enjoy :)
Also, go to my page and read the Christmas one-shot I wrote a few weeks ago, titled What is this Christmas? Treated as one of the days not featured in 358/2, how does Roxas spend his first Christmas when the Organization is given the holiday off, especially since he does not know what it is? Do it, do it NOW! Or after you read this :)
As usual, I don't own Kingdom Hearts :) It is also highly recommended that you listen to "Laughter and Merriment" as you read :D
On the set of Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories:
"My name is Axel. Commit it to Memory!"
"CUT!" screamed the director. Good work Axel, see you tomorrow.
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One year later, on the set of Kingdom Hearts 2...
It was a beautiful day on the Twilight Town set. Axel had enjoyed shooting his scenes in Chain of Memories, so he was eager to get to work on the new game.
"Hello Axel, I have some news for you," said the director.
"'Sup?" answered Axel.
"We were reading the reviews from Chain of Memories, and we determined that you were not a memorable enough character. Plus, the gamers hated the 'commit it to memory' line."
"Ooookee…so are you like, firing me?!"
"Absolutely not! But the producers decided that you needed a catch phrase. Unfortunately, our writers could not agree on one, so we thought we'd let you come up with some and try them in front of the camera."
"Me?!"
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Axel…take one!
"You better remember me!"
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"Who's your daddy?!"
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"Djibouti djibouti!"
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"Do you understand?!"
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"As if!"
"Axel," started the director, "that's XIGBAR'S line!"
"And the writers can think of one for that punk?!"
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"Remember! You will remember me!" said Axel as he held up an object that doctors use to hypnotize people.
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"Can you just remember everything I said. Puhlease?!"
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"I thought YOU were stronger than that!"
"Axel, that's RIKU'S!"
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"Can you spare a heart?!"
"XEMNAS'!"
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"The best was to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!"
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"All I want is an official red ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range model air rifle!"
The director then slapped himself on the forehead.
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"GO DAWGS!"
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"Why? Because AXEL SAID SO!"
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"Believe me, you have to. No really, it's not a choice."
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"Just do it!"
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"Got it together?!"
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"Got all the information?!"
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"Got a ShamWOW?!"
"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUT! scream the director. This…isn't…WORKING!"
"Hey Axel," entered Roxas. He walked up to Axel, at him bend down, and whispered something in his ear.
"Yeeeeah…" began Axel, "that just might work.
Axel then pointed a finger at his head and slowly said, "Got it memorized?!"
"Ehh that will work, that's enough for today," said the director. As he walked off set, the director could be heard screaming. "YES! THE WRITERS WILL LOVE MY IDEA! I'LL WIN DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR AT SQUARE FOR SURE!"
All Axel could do is sigh and shake his head.