Warhamer 4K: The rise of new god!

by Spyzee

I have always aspired to be a great writer. My friend is a werhamer fanatic so I thought I woul dedicate my first story honorablie to him! But other than that I make this story in hopes of proing that I can write anything spontanisly! I hope you are insired by my work and plese leave a revew and recommd my story to yor friend!

The emperor broke out into a cold sweet. His army was failing to push back the chaos forces who were practicallty right on his doorstep. Even his custodians were being taken out 1 by one, he knew who he had to call. Iron the Dank hog!

Dank hog was adored by all the space marines so when the emperor called for him it was a marbelous occasion!

Dank hog i nedd help the emp said Ok no problem i will kill chaos! so he ran so fast all atop the planet till he was sent hutiling into space!

Finally dank found himself on the Chais main planet and he was confrunted by Corn!
Get off of my planet corn said i dont want to hurt you! Thats too bad i want to hurt you Dank said. And he punchet his head right off on the floor! then Nurgle tried to guive him AIDS! But dank ate all his greean and his immune system was able to reject the disease because of his healthy state. He tore Nurgle in half his last words being i wish we could be friens.

Teenzch came from out of everywhere and said hey there pallie o why dont you leav us alon or i dont think we can be friend anymore! Dank looked at the ground and then looket up suddenly and said I can live with it chaos scrum! He threw Tzeench into a convientyl placed piel of holy fire and he died!

Then only one enemy was left Horese he was the one that started all of this Dank thought to himself deeply. I will kill him here atop this planet this instant!
I will kill you for joining the side of my son the emprir!

No we need not figh Dank said. But then how will we claim who is better militairy. We wont you can end his horusk peicefully! But horse was not about to give up. He looked dank in the eye and sad WE FIGHT NO!
Dank met hrusses charge hea on! and he died! he returned to the emprir to tell of the tail!

I killed him with my bare hand he said dank did!

Then the emprr rejiced for the war was over and the galaxy was safe all necrins and humans cold live peafully together again. It was start of a gold ag!

They built a statu of dank to memorize him ine times! For he had saved the galaxy ...
Or DID H?!