A/N: I am super lazy. Somewhat like Shikamaru. Except I'm not super smart like he is. So it might take me a while to upload a new chapter. Just so you know.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden, I checked on e-bay to see if he was selling copyright of it, but alas no dice D:

Love Is Blind: Chapter 1

Hello, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, I am 17 years old. My dream is to become the best Hokage ever! If I had to say who my two closest friend's are, I would probably say Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha. A while back Sasuke had abandoned the village to train with one of the Sannin, Orochimaru. After a long series of events Sasuke came back to his senses and returned to the village. (1)

(2)

It was a normal day in Konohagakure, the bees were buzzing, the flowers were growing, and Naruto was eating ramen at Ichiraku's. You could hear the blonds contented slurping from a block away, if not more.

"Another bowl please!" Naruto exclaimed with a grin spread across his face.

"Whoa Naruto, don't you think you should slow down?" Kakashi said from behind a rather large stack of ramen bowls Naruto had previously emptied.

"No way Kakashi Sensei! Because you're treating me I have to eat more than you do!(3)" Naruto replied while taking the new bowl of ramen from the server's hands.

Kakashi sweat dropped, well there goes the money I've been saving up to buy a new copy of Icha Icha Paradise.(4)

Naruto kept on eating, completely oblivious to the downhearted Kakashi.

Where on earth could Sasuke kun be? Perhaps he's with Naruto. I should go to the ramen shop and see if they're there. Sasuke kun, I shall rescue you from that blond idiot. Sakura thought with excitement.

Sakura skipped off in the direction of Ichiraku's, a determined grin on her face.

Sakura arrived at the Ramen shop and saw Naruto eating from yet another bowl of ramen.

"Hey Naruto, where's Kakashi? I thought he was here with you." Sakura was looking around for their silver haired sensei.

"I'm over here!……unfortunately." Said Kakashi from behind the ever-growing stack of ramen bowls.

Sakura gasped and looked at the stack of bowls.

"Holy **** Naruto!(5) Sure you can eat this much now, but when you're 40 you're gonna balloon out.(6)

Naruto looked at Sakura and said, "At least some of us are regular weight before 40."

Naruto regretted saying that the moment it came off his lips.

"NARUTO!!!!!!!!" Sakura screeched, punching Naruto in the face. Naruto went flying across town, landing right in front of his apartment.

At least I landed right in front of my house this time. Unlike last time when I landed in the forest and got lost.

Naruto stood up and headed inside his house. He passed through his living room and went into his bedroom. The blond flopped down on his bed, face first and fell asleep almost instantly.

(At Ichiraku's)

"That'll be $256 dollars sir."(7) The Ramen Guy smiled and stuck out his hand.

Kakashi sweat dropped, sighed and pulled out his wallet with regret.

(Back at Naruto's House)

Naruto woke up about 2 hours later and was hungry. I didn't matter that he had just eaten enough to feed 10 people not so long ago, he was hungry…..again.

Naruto dragged himself out of bed and headed for his kitchen. As he was reaching for a cup of ramen, he sensed someone's presence, but before he could do anything about it, three shadowy figures dropped down from his ceiling. The first person threw some sort of powder in his eyes causing Naruto to fall to his knees and grasp his eyes. The other two pulled out cleverly hidden weapons from folds in their uniforms and began attacking him with them. One of them stabbed him in the stomach, causing blood to flow out of him. The other person stomped their boot on his head. Naruto may have had his eyes closed but he knew everything was fading to black.

(Wherever the hell Sasuke is)

Sasuke had a bad feeling. Naruto's face appeared in his head. I have a really bad feeling, I think I should go and check to see if Naruto is all right.

When Sasuke arrived at Naruto's house he saw that the door was smashed down. "Well that's never a good sign." Sasuke muttered to himself. He tiptoed into Naruto's house pulling a kunai out of its holster. He walked through Naruto's living room and into his kitchen. Naruto was bleeding heavily, blood had seeped through his shirt and was creating a small pool of red liquid on the kitchen floor.

So, s-so much blood. Sasuke was wide eyed with fear. Get ahold of yourself Sasuke, you have to make sure he's all right. Sasuke thought, fear evident on his face. Sasuke kneeled beside Naruto's body and felt for a pulse. It was extremely weak, but there. Sasuke lifted Naruto off the ground and ran in the direction of the hospital. He had to get Naruto there fast before it was too late.

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(1) I am not going to say the whole story between when Sasuke leaves and when he comes back (hopefully :D) I do want to write a fan fiction after all

(2) The word Normal POV was here but then I realised that wasn't grammatically correct.

(3) I realise this doesn't make any sense, but I couldn't think of any other reason why Naruto would think he needed to eat more than Kakashi.

(4) His old one is beaten up, for quite obvious reasons.

(5) I'm not scared of swearing, in fact I swear quite a lot, but now it's interactive and you can choose a 4 letter word of your choice. :D

(6) Quote from Darker Than Black, Damn I love that show XD

(7) Since I don't live in Japan, I'm not going to attempt to make the currency yen, instead I am going to use the dollar as their currency. P.S. Poor Kakashi, although he had it coming when he decided to treat Naruto to ramen.