Rise and Shine
Jet the Hawk had just woken up. He calls up Wave the Swallow.
"Hey, Wave. You ready for the big Extreme Gear race this afternoon?"
"Heck, yeah!" replies Wave.
"Wave, I was wondering. How does Storm handle his mornnigs?" asks Jet.
We see Storm the Albatross sleeping on the floor. His alarm rings.
"WHAT! WHAT'S THAT NOISE?!" exclaims the bird.
Storm faces the alarm clock.
"Oh, it's just you. Well, joke's over."
The alarm still rings.
"Stop it, it's not that funny." says an irritated Storm.
The alarm STILL rings.
"THAT'S IT!"
Storm tackles the lamp.
"Stop your ringing, mister! I'm warning you. Stop it! I said quit it!"
The lamp is destroyed. Storm faces the clock again.
"Please, you gotta help me find that noise"
The clock leaves.
"Well, SCREW YOU! I'll tell someone who cares!
Storm rips his feathers off, colors them green, and draws Jet's face on them.
"Boss, who's making that noise?"
The feathers just sit there. The bird's stomach growl.
"BREAKFAST!"
He opens his pantry overfilled with cans.
"Damnit! No food! All I have is these damn cans with damn pictures of food on them. I wanted real food not pictures!
He stops to think.
"Wait. The food is in the can!"
Storm puts the can on the table.
"Okay, come on out. Come on. Oh, yeah."
Nothing happens. Storm gets a plate.
"Okay, breakfast, get on the plate. Come on. Nice, comfy plate just for you. Come on, get on there."
Nothing happens.
"I'm coming to rescue you!"
He tries to pry open the can but to no avail.
"Damn cans."
He tosses the can at the clock, destroying the can.
"Food."
"Ah, my favorite time of the day. Breakfast and a little morning television."
Storm turns the TV on.
"And now, live from Station Square, it's "Station Square Live"!"
Storm eats his food, only to have the alarm ring again.
"OH MY GOD! I'M LATE!"
Storm runs to his room.
"I gotta put on my teeth and brush my shoes!"
He flies through his closet.
"Shoes."
He flies through the bathroom.
"A clean mouth is a happy mouth."
The toothpaste falls off.
"Damn."
After seconds of crashing later, he lands near Jet and Wave.
"Hi, Storm. How was your morning?" asks Wave.
"You know, the usual." replies Storm.