Random ass fic

Percy meets Theseus Has Theseus/Percy but just Theseus flirting and being a perv

I own nothing but my imagination

~PJO~

Percy and Poseidon stood together on Montauk Beach. Earlier that day Poseidon had called Percy to meet him because he had something important to discuss with him. So here they were Percy waiting for Poseidon to say something and Poseidon wondering what to say. "Percy you know of your step brother Theseus right?" Poseidon started of looking nervous. Percy looked at Poseidon in confusion, "of course I know the legends of Theseus but that's it. Why?" Percy questioned now very confused. Poseidon moved from one foot to the other nervously making small waves lap at the beach. "Well you see Percy," Poseidon began nervously his eyes darting at the slightest noise, "you know your famous even among the dead right?" Poseidon asked sounding quite proud at that. Percy blushed in embarrassment. "Um no I didn't. Are you serious?" Percy asked looking up at his father in aw. Poseidon smiled at that. "Yes you are Percy and well when word go around to your brother he wanted to meet his baby brother so.." At that exact moment Percy felt vibrations in the sand like something huge was running. Percy turned to see the weirdest thing you could imagine. Coming right at Percy and Poseidon was Hades huge three headed dog Cerberus, bounding towards them like a happy dog who was bringing back a stick for their owner to throw. Riding on the middle head was a very handsome guy who looked to be about 19-20 with shaggy black hair that was slightly curled and flying in the wind and the same eyes as Percy and Poseidon but they had a mischievous sparkle. And to make the scene even weirder trailing behind Cerberus were a bunch of little barking puppies happily running along trying to catch up. Percy just stood there in shock. Right when Cerberus passed them the young man jumped off and landed right in front of Percy and Poseidon. He gained a huge grin when he saw Percy. "Your Percy, as in my baby brother Percy? YOUR SO CUTE! OH I JUST WANT TO KIDNAP YOU AND NEVER LET YOU GO! IM YOUR BIG BROTHER THESEUS!" Theseus yelled while latching on to Percy in a bear hug. Theseus then whispered in Percy's ear "your so cute I would love to steal you away so nobody but I could touch you." Then lightly nipped Percy's ear. Percy was in complete and utter shock. He looked over to his father for an explanation only to find the sea god missing. Lucky or unluckily for Percy loud angry screaming could be heard from the direction Theseus had just come from. Down the beach Hades The Lord of the Underworld was stomping up the beach soaking wet yelling curses, eyes glaring at Theseus. At that point Theseus grabbed Percy slung him over his shoulder and turned to Hades and yelled, "CATCH ME IF YA CAN SUCKER!" And bolted in the other with a screaming confused Percy on his shoulder and a screaming angry Hades on his tail. Ah the normal day of a demigod.

~PJO~

Ok that was my random one shot thing that maybe I'll add another chapter to but probably not.

I really got the idea from all the fics that included Theseus and him messing with Hades so I thought "Hey what if Theseus stole Cerberus and was riding him on a beach bounding towards Percy and Poseidon" so ya AND THE STORY WAS BORN

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