(Hi. Welcome to my story. I'm dbzfan210 and today is the worldwide broadcast of a little show called ANIMIX. I know I've heard this name somewhere, and I don't own the name, I just used it because when I hear it I think of anime. Well enough chit chat. Here's the story.)

(Enter dragon ball z, bleach, and inuyasha)

"SON OF A-"began Ichigo Kurosaki. He bent over to the floor and picked up the broken cookie jar. "Oh man…. He'll kill me if he found out about the cookies….."

Inuyasha stormed into the kitchen. He gave Ichigo a dirty look. "I'm trying to sleep, Ichigo! Can't a demon get a little shut eye around here" he yelled.

"Sorry, Inuyasha", said ichigo. "But… I broke Goku's cookie jar."

"YOU DID WHAT?!

"I KNOW! IM GONNA END UP WITH MY HEAD UP MY REAR END!"

"Ok", said Inuyasha. "We gotta stash the cookies before anyone finds out"-

Suddenly, Goku's son, Gohan, walked into the kitchen. His hair was messy and he still had drool on his face.

Both Ichigo and Inuyasha stared at the boy…. stiff and nervous.

"Hey…." Gohan said. "I heard glass breaking….."

"Um… uh… YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DREAM….." Ichigo said in a weird tone.

Gohan gave ichigo a weird look.

"Yesss… you are dreaming…." said Inuyasha.

"Ok….. I'm going back to bed now"-

"Wait! What about the cookies"-

Ichigo slapped Inuyasha on the back of the head.

"It's too early to eat cookies…." said Gohan.

Gohan then left the room. Ichigo and Inuyasha let out a big sigh.

Goku came in the room with a big piece of pie. "Hey does anyone want a piece of"-

Ichigo stood there with the broken cookie jar.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS!" Goku yelled. "THAT WAS MY FAVORITE COOKIE JAR! WHY DID YOU BREAK IT! MY GRANDPA GAVE ME THAT BEFORE HE DIED! YOU CAN'T FIND ANOTHER ONE LIKE THAT! WHY DID YOU"-

Vegeta walked into the room. He swung his hand up and the pie Goku was holding was suddenly in Goku's face.

Goku stood there, speechless.

Gohan ran back into the room. "What was that noise", he said.

Goku looked at Gohan. "It was nothing. Go back to your room."

Gohan left the room. Then he heard a loud crashing sound. Then he heard the anguished screams of 2 men.

Gohan poked his head back into the room. Goku stood there, while Ichigo and Inuyasha were gone.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!" yelled Goku.

Gohan ran away in fear.

(Enter fooly cooly and elfen lied.)

Goku stood outside with the cookie jar. He tucked his head inside it and began weeping softly. Gohan came outside with a tub of superglue. "Are you sure you don't want me to fix it?"

"I'm sure. You'd probably fuck it up."

Gohan put away the superglue.

When Goku looked up, he saw a young teenage girl with horns standing in front of him.

"LUCY!" he screamed. "You scared me!"

Lucy just stood there, staring at Goku.

"Uh… Lucy? Why are you just"-

Goku then felt a strange feeling on his body.

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP IT! STOP IT TICKLES!" yelled Goku.

Lucy gave Goku a freaky look. She backed away slowly.

"Can you feel anything at all" she said.

'I can only feel something tickling me!"

"You can't feel my vectors?"

"Nope- wait what are vectors?"

"Never mind", and with that, Lucy went inside the house.

'DON'T TOUCH MY COOKIE"-

CRASH!

Goku then ran inside. The already broken cookie jar was in pieces….. and right in front of Lucy.

"LUCY!" yelled Goku.

Lucy only stared at it.

"Well…. I can't really stay mad at you" said Goku.

Lucy then attempted to assemble the cookie jar back together. She carefully put it back on the shelf. Then Goku sneezed. The cookie jar fell and the pieces were all over the floor again.

"GOD DAMMIT GOKU" yelled Lucy. "I JUST PUT THAT BACK TOGETHER!"

"Sorry" said Goku.

Gohan then walked inside. When he saw Lucy, he ran back outside, screaming.

Then out of nowhere, Android 16 walked inside with a panicked Gohan in his arms.

"He ran out screaming, "there's an evil woman in my house" all day" said Android 16.

Lucy looked at 16. She can hear loud and clear what was going on in his head.

"YOU GET THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST OF BOTH WORLDS"-

16 looked at Lucy. "Stop reading my mind somehow" he said.

Lucy just looked at him.

Goku stepped between them. "Ok I can clearly see what's about to happen. Everyone take a deep breath and lets all go"-

16 kicked Goku in the balls. Then he and Lucy wrestled on the floor. Goku then got up, making a high pitched squeaky noise, and grabbed both of them by the collar. He put Lucy in one corner and 16 in the other. "ALL OF YOU! STOP BEING SUCH IDIOTS! YOU ARE 2 GROWN PEOPLE AND I SAY IT'S TIME TO"-

Goku was then hit by a girl on a Vespa. After he was sent flying, the girl took off the helmet she was wearing.

"HARUKO" yelled Goku. "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR BIKE!"

Haruko looked at Gohan. Gohan then made a face, and slowly back away towards the door. "Aw c'mon" said Haruko. "Are you really scared of me?"

"n-no" said Gohan. "i-I'm scared of your guitar thingy."

"This thing?" she said, pulling out a guitar.

"y-yeah…" said Gohan.

Haruko looked at Gohan. "Looks like someone's asking for a spanking!" she yelled.

Gohan let out a girly scream as he darted across the room while Haruko chased him with her guitar.

Goku facepalmed and sighed. "Today is gonna be a long day….."

End chapter one.