Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Or staplers. Okay, I do own a stapler, but I don't own…. Okay you know what I mean.
Bella's Point of Veiw.
I walked into Edward's room.
"So you see Stapley, I don't know how to tell her about you. I love you so much." Said Edward. He bent down and kissed the stapler.
"Edward? What the hell are you doing?" I asked.
"NOTHING!" exclaimed Edward. He shoved the stapler under his butt.
"Edward, what did you just tell that stapler?" I asked. Wow that was a weird question.
"Bella, I'm breaking up with you." Said Edward.
"Why?" I asked.
"I have a fiancée. " He pulled out the stapler. It was wearing underwear……
"Her name is Stapely!" he squealed.
"Edward, let me get this straight. You are dumping me for a stapler." I asked.
"YUP! Now if you will excuse me, I'm knitting Stapley some new underwear." He said.
I walked down the stairs.
"Guys, Edward is dumping me for a stapler. It's time for operation 'get rid of that damn stapler and send Edward to a therepist." I said.