Tekken

A Day at the Restaurant

By TheOne

The Tekken contestants are tired of their battles and decide to go to the restaurant…

Ganryu looks at all the food.

Ganryu: Wow is this a buffet?

Julia: Why did we bring him along? He'll just get banned for eating all the food!

Jun: But he's so.. So.. You know.. Never mind.

Jun noticed that Kazuya was staring at her.

Jun quickly says: He's a pompous.. Uh.. Fat.. Guy..

Kazuya smiles. He nods his head and goes to all the food.

Jin: So where do we start?

Hwoarang: I don't know. Maybe the steak?

Jin: I bet I could eat more than you can!

Hwoarang: Well.. So? I have to eat rice all day. I can't practice like you guys. Wait your asian too…

Jin grins.

With Paul and others

Paul: Mmmm.. That tall cheesecake looks familiar.. Somewhere.

Nina: Maybe your hair?

Paul: No. That's not it. Good guess though.

Anna: I'm like on a diet. So don't ask me to eat all that food. Ohhhh look! Cheesecake!

Butter!

Bryan: But that makes you fat.

Anna: Uh no it doesn't. there.. Umm.. I'm going to the restrooms.

Anna grabs the tray of cheesecake and the stick of butter to the restroom.

Paul comes over..

Paul: So what are you going to eat Bryan?

Bryan: Oh I just need a few gallons of oil to keep me going.

Paul: Ughhh. What do you EAT?

Bryan: I don't eat. I drink gasoline or oil. But I prefer Gasoline. It junpstarts me in the

morning.

Paul: Do you have any friends?

Bryan: Yeah my friend, his name is Honda Civic. He likes to drink with me sometimes.

Paul: I was talking about humans.

Bryan: What are humans? Oh yeah! Humans!!! Like you? Nope.

Paul: Figures..

Jin and Hwoarang are gobbling down steak even some that got burnt..they had bet one

thousand dollars..

Jin: Gobble! Gobble!

Hwoarang: Chomp Chomp! Man I am getting full.

Jin: So am I. Wanna stop?

Hwoarang: Alright.

Hwoarang stops eating but Jin eats one more..

Jin: Ha I win!

Hwoarang: But you said to stop.

Jin: No. I only asked YOU if you wanted to stop. I didn't necessarily mean I wanted to

stop. Get it? Heh heh.

Hwoarang: Wait a sec.. You asked… and.. I said… uh huh.. Wait I think I get it n-… wait

I don't. So you.. Asked ME… if…then you… I don't get it.. What The *$%@!!!!

Where's my money?

Jin: I won so I get the money.

Hwoarang: Hmm.. Wait.. So after I… then you said.. I answered….and… SEEMS Fair!!!

Jin: Coo!

Anna comes out of the restrooms with cheesecake crumbs and butter smears all over her

mouth..

Anna: I don't feel good. I usually just puke after eating butter, but It came out the other

end this time, and I puked. The restaurant's butter is worse than the ones at home. Ughh..

Nina: I think the problem lies in what your eating. Duh..

Anna: Wuhh???

Heihachi is over at the bar drinking.. Ling comes over…

Ling: So when am I gonna get my Xiaoyu Land?

Heihachi: Like after you die. It will be made to honor you after you pass on.

Ling: Wow!! Thanx mister Hehachi sir!

Heihachi: Yeah whateva.

Heihachi brings out his cellular phone..

Heihachi: Men, get the train ready, I want to throw Kazuya into the river on the way

home.

Kazuya comes over…

Kazuya: So daddy, what are we going to do tonight.

Heihachi: Throw you into the river.

Kazuya: Cool! So are you coming with me?

Heihachi: Why would I like want to go with you?

Kazuya: Cuz well.. Your.. My…..D-A-D-D-Y!

Heihachi: NO! REALLY? I NEVER KNEW!

Kazuya: you didn't?

Heihachi: OF COURSE NOT! HELLO? DING DONG? DING A LING? ANYONE IN

THERE? I'm BEING S_A_R_C_A_S_T_I_C! Duh!!! I wonder where you got your

dumbness from? Maybe from spending all that time with that Dun or that umm Jun.

Kazuya: Hey don't talk about her that way! It's her last night here before she gets killed

by Ogre!

Heihachi: Really. She's gonna get killed? I how I love the script writers!!! What time will

she get killed? I don't want to miss it of course.

Kazuya: Me neither. Hey Jun! When are you gonna get killed by Ogre?

Jun: Oh hi dear. Oh yeah that thing. Let me look in my planner. It says.. Wednesday,

which is tomorrow.. At 9:00 p.M. Im so excited. I even bought a nice white clothes so the

blood will show!! Oh goody!

Kazuya: Aww. I wish you were dying sooner!

Jun: Me too. But that's how Jin will learn to fight!! So he can avenge me!!

Kazuya: But he's already a fighter!

Jun: There must be an error on the script.

Kazuya: Probably.

Back with Paul and Bryan's conversation..

Paul: so do you have any emotions?

Bryan: Well only to kill you know. Like right now, I want to kill you but im in public. I

don't want a bad reputation of course.

Paul: Yeah me too. But in Tekken 4, my reputation as a fighter will go down. I read it on

www.tekkenzaibatsu.com. The internet has so much you can learn!! I know your future

too you know!

Bryan: Why, you do?? What is it? Is it me getting to marry a nice robot woman?

Paul: Actually, well, it's you getting weaker I think. But your still strong don't get me

wrong. But you want to get stronger so you try to find a scientist to grow stronger ONCE

AGAIN!!! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!!!

Bryan stands up into the spotlight….

Paul stares: WOW! A true hero.

Hwoarang: What are you staring at?

Paul: Oh just at Bryan.

Hwoarang: Okay your like freaking me out. I'm just going to step over here nice and

easy…. Just don't get gay on me..

Paul: No im not gay. But you do look hot today Hwoarang.

Hwoarang runs with all his might, never.. Looking back…

The Tekken Contestants are ready to leave but before they do they see, Ogre.

Jun: Hey your too early! Your supposed to kill me tomorrow!! Idiot!

Ogre: No. I just wanted to tell you a bedtime story before you leave….

UH OH!! TROUBLE!! TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO THESE POOR CHAPS!! READ AND REVIEW! THIS IS MA FIRST FANFIC!! SO TELL ME SOME SUGGESTIONS AND TELL ME IF YOU LIKED IT!!! I DON"T MIND IF YOU SAY BAD STUFF ABOUT THE STORY!!!