A/N I read a prompt and I thought of this pairing and I'm super excited! I hope you enjoy! Warning: This fic is graphic and has sexual innuendos and jokes in every chapter as well as mature language and adult content. If you are sensitive, leave. I won't tolerate childish comments.

Full summary: When Bella begins to question Edward and his stifling behavior, she goes go Jasper, seeking the truth.

She receives it and her life is flipped upside down. With Edward on a rampage, Jasper and Bella escape. They turn to Jasper's old friend, Peter, and head down to Montana where he lives.

Turns out, Peter isn't alone in Montana, and many things have changed since Jasper last spoke to him.

Join Bella and her ragtag team of friends in their quest to find happiness and love.

Also, if you couldn't tell, this is a Peter x Bella story. Not PB+J. Sorry! I might do that in another story.

Bella's POV

Life hasn't been going upward. I felt irritated all the time, on edge constantly.

I was stuck between a rock and a hard place, and it wasn't Edward's dīck and fingers. I was getting real fed up with his holier than thou shit, my patience was thinning fast. If he didn't step up, I was leaving him.

Only problem? I actually like some of the Cullen's. Not Bitchalee and PixieStick but Jasper, even though I don't know him all that well. And now that I know of the supernatural world, I can't just leave cold turkey. I like being a part of this crazy world, I fit in. I'm meant to be immortal, I feel it in my bones.

But sometimes, actually, all lot of the time, I feel like Edward isn't it for me. Which is ridiculous, we are mates! Or at least we are supposed to be, but he doesn't really act like it.

To prove my point, I'm sitting on this white leather sofa in the living room, no one is home, and what is Edward doing? Playing the piano.

Edward, look over here, I have something else you can play with and it also starts with a 'P'!

He really can't take a hint about anything like that, and also, I'm getting older. I'm nineteen and I'm a woman. I'm no longer a blushing sixteen year old who can't say 'côck'.

He isn't fulfilling any of my needs.

And let's be real, he's a seventeen year old virgin. Who's actually one hundred and seven. At heart, he's a boy. Whenever I curse, he reprimands me like I'm a child. Whenever I have a dirty joke, he acts like a prude and basically tells me to shut my mouth.

And when I don't, he just goes with Alice to do who knows what. If Jasper and Alice weren't together, I would think Edward and Alice were fucking. Then again, Alice is a whiny bitch and Edward is a prude. She would probably be super demanding and he'd get lost.

Maybe he likes her because she has the body of a ten year old boy and he's gay. But she also is pretty submissive, at least to Jasper and Carlisle. When they tell her to do something, she will usually listen.

Edward, well, he has this idea of what a perfect relationship is, and I don't agree with it. I'm not submissive, I'm not going to bend to his every whim. I have opinions and I have things to say, whether he agrees or not.

He doesn't act like Rosalie and Emmet do. I don't like Rosalie at all, but she and Emmet have something special. You can see it in their eyes when they look at each other, their gazes full of love and devotion. They laugh at each other's jokes, and you bet when Rosalie evens lightly implies she is in the mood, Emmet appears and whisks her away.

When I imply I want his 'disco stick', he runs away with his tail between his legs.

"Edward!" I say suddenly, ready to ask him, to tell him how I'm feeling. The sight of his irritated yet innocent expression has my confidence dwindling at his gaze. I know I won't muster up the courage, not again, not now. I sigh,masking my irritation with a smile. Damnit Bella, you couldn't open your mouth could you? To be honest, at this point I'm not sure he has dick. Heck, that's the only logical reason he's refusing me. I'm pretty, I know that. I'm not embarrassed. I think I'm pretty. I'm not a Rosalie, but I'm not ugly.

"I'm a bit hungry. Can we get some food?" I ask brightly, painting a hopeful expression on my face that unfortunately, holds some truth. I want to spend time with him and rekindle what we had. He gives me a tight lipped smile.

"You know where it is." He tells me and turns back to his piano, and plays a lilting tune. Holy fucking shitballs in cheesecake, he did not just do that. He just blew me off!

I stand up and walk out of the room, obviously upset. He doesn't say a word and continues playing his stupid songs.

He's so oblivious and it drives me crazy! He has a girlfriend who wants sex and a good relationship and what's he doing...right, playing Beethoven's Fourth Symphony.

He can't get off his pale ass to have lunch with me? Seriously?!

I grab an apple and sit at the counter, pondering my options. I could call it off but then I'm risking having my family leave me. Though they haven't really acted like a family to me lately. Esme and Carlisle support Edward and his fucked up ideology about men and women.

The man, according to them, is in charge of the woman and she should obey him without question. If only I could talk to Jasper, who I know could give insight. Edward tells me how dangerous he is, how absolutely terrifying and what a monster and-yet, somehow, I don't believe a word he says. Not one fucking word.

Jasper has never made a move to hurt me in any way. Ever. Okay, we haven't really ever been together by ourselves but he seems nice enough.

Alice and Rosalie are bitches to me. Why? Because I refused, a few months ago to play 'Bella Barbie'. Because I like graphic tees and skinny jeans. Because I don't feel the need to cake myself in enough makeup to cover a small child to feel good. Because I won't let them tell me how to live my life.

And hey, they can do it if they want, but don't shove it down my throat! They got all pissy when I refused to obey them so I flipped them off. They didn't like it very much and Rosalie called me a few choice words. They were very colorful and her descriptions were quite vivid.

Alice had a hissy fit and began telling me I was ugly without their help and without makeup and nice clothes.

I told her I wouldn't play Bella Barbie, but I'd love to play Bella's Blowtorch. I let her know that it could incinerate objects within seconds and that I was curious to try it on a vampire. That shut her pretty little mouth real quick.

Another thing that's quite is that I love being with Emmet, but it's hard when he has Rosalie with him all the time. I honestly can't believe they are mated. They are polar opposites and couldn't be more different. He's a warm teddy bear and she's a bitchy ice queen. I want to be with my brother bear, but when he has a frigid bitch with him, it's hard to stick around.

The more I think about this, the more I realize how much being around sucks the life out of me. I can't leave though. I refuse to just drift through the rest of my life, knowing I could've been a beautiful immortal. Although Edward isn't keen on changing me anytime soon, I know with enough begging, I can convince Carlisle. I mean, I live with them now, I think it's time they changed me and got it over with.

After I graduated high school, Charlie was able to get bigger promotions since he wasn't watching a minor. He got moved to a bigger station in California. He loves it there. I visited once and he was so happy, he was dating a woman named Anna.

I moved in with the Cullen's. I remember, at the time I was eager, when I unpacked my suitcase, I was jumping for joy.

I snort at the thought. Now everything is lifeless and boring. I guess that's what happens when you hang around the undead that hate being undead. I mean seriously, I haven't met a vampire who loves being a vampire. Except for James and Victoria. But hey, James is dead and was a complete nut case, and Victoria..well, I couldn't get a read on her other than that she wants to kill me really badly.

I wish I met a vampire who embraced their nature without turning into a psychopath.

"Edward, Bella, we're home!" Esme's voice rings out as I hear the front door close. I throw out the apple core and walk over to greet them.

"Hi everyone." I said. "Emmet, wanna play Halo?" I ask, hoping he'd say yes. I want to spend quality time with my brother, I haven't lately and I miss it.

"Actually, he's going to be with me." Rosalie says to me, sneering. I roll my eyes. She practically drags him away from me. Well then. I ignore Alice, and Esme and Carlisle left for date night. Jasper went to his study.

"Edward, do you want to-" I begin. Maybe Edward had taken out whatever was up his ass and us wiling to have some fun.

"Sorry Bella, Edward and going to have bonding time." Alice tells me, a smirk gracing her lips. I wanted to punch her so badly. The little bitch, he's my fucking boyfriend. Then again, he's been an asshole lately, I'm working on it.

"Edward," I groan, frustrated, "I'm your girlfriend. Can we please go out? Do something together?" I practically beg. This was mortifying. I shouldn't have to beg for his attention.

"Bella, love, we were with each other all afternoon." Edward says softly, but I see hints of annoyance in his eyes. He was itching to get away from me. I don't even think we had a proper conversation in weeks.

"You played the piano while I just sat there." I tell him, irrigation leaking out in my tone.

"Sounds quite boring, Edward and I have lots more fun. And Bella," she says rudely, "try not being so clingy. It's pathetic." They walk off to who knows where while I stand there in shock. That didn't just happen.

He didn't even stand up for me!

I am so done.

But first, I need confirmation and then I'm out of this shit hole.