Barbara, exhausted from fighting Poison Ivy only hours earlier, had just fallen asleep on a big, black leather couch in one of the many rooms of Wayne Manor. Dick Grayson, searching for his room in the dark maze of a mansion, silently opened the door to find Barbara lightly snoring. He took in her luscious blonde locks all askew around her soft, makeup-less face. He drank in her thin, pink lips and skinny appendages that curled themselves into a ball. She's really cute when she sleeps, even if she does snore. As he thought, he leaned against a side table which buckled and fell, annihilating a bust of Mr. Bruce Wayne himself.
"Huh? Who's there? Alfred?" Batgirl mumbled drowsily.
"No, it's me. Dick Grayson. Sorry to wake you, but I promise I wasn't spying. I just got lost."
Barbara still remembered Dick's kiss with Poison Ivy; it left a sour taste in her mouth and a pain in her chest. Why am I so jealous? Completely distracted, she blurted "Did you like kissing her?" which caught Robin off-guard. She clamped her hands onto her mouth and turned scarlet. He took a deep sigh and sat down next to her.
"Actually, as much as you probably think I do, I don't have an ounce of feeling for Ivy. I think it was all her love powder. I did like kissing her though, because I pictured you when I kissed her. I've had a crush on you ever since you walked through the doors of Wayne Manor." His face turned crimson waiting for her response.
"I feel the same way about you." Then Barbara leaned over and kissed Dick. Dick cupped her face with his hand and leaned in further.
She placed her hands on his rock-hard chest and began to take off his shirt. He slid his hands up her body, but stopped and looked into her eyes when reaching her breasts as if to ask permission. She smiled her consent and unhooked her bra. Batgirl laid back on the couch and Robin positioned himself on top of her. He pulled her skirt down as she gingerly unzipped his pants and allowed him to enter her. Dick started slow as he could tell by Barbara's wincing that it was her first time.
She breathed heavily as he started to speed up so he asked, "Are you okay, Babs? Do you want me to stop?" But she shook her head when she began to feel pleasure resonating from Dick kissing her collar bone then traveling down to between her breasts. Batgirl ran her hands through Robin's hair and pushed her lips onto his lips and her tongue battled his tongue. Barbara loudly whimpered as she felt herself become wetter and wetter. She dug her nails into Dick's back, leaving red marks with tiny droplets of blood coming to the surface of his rough skin. Robin grabbed her hips to thrust deeper then finally yelled out loud when he hit his orgasm.
Quiet footsteps echoed in the hallway, but they were ignored by the duo until Alfred, dressed in his light blue pajamas, opened the door. The couple looked up seeing Alfred's eyes as wide as saucers and his mouth dropped open. "Master Dick? You screamed as though you were… in need of assistance, but… I can see you are perfectly alright. And Miss Barbara…"
They were both frozen with fear until they screamed out in unison, "Don't tell Batman!" Alfred, still in shock, just raised up his hands and walked out with a look of defeat. He didn't even notice the shattered marble skull of Bruce that littered the doorway and put a dent in the wood flooring.