Hi guys I know I haven't updated in a long time so I thought this would be a great way to come back. I am going to start doing like songfics but, they are going to be like musicals. If you want me do one that you like then pm me or put it the comments. I will look it up and see which Powerpuff Girl character fits that role. Also, if you think this is funny and you like it tell me in the comments. Love all of you and if you have any questions for me or anybody that I know like the amazing cast of the song then ask away.

Disclaimer I own none of the lyrics or characters

Buttercup: Hello patient 24602
Butch: I'm sorry- Hello, how are-
Buttercup: How are you feeling?
Butch: Um, not great
Buttercup: Has the treatment been working?
Butch: Uh, I don't think so, no
Buttercup: What are your remaining symptoms?
Butch: I just- I internalize my feelings a lot. I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people. I feel like I just-
Buttercup: So basically you're still a little bitch
Butch: Yes, very mature of you disembodied voice way up there
Buttercup: I was just joking, faggot
Butch: All right, you're not as safe in Wisconsin as you might think with that shit
Buttercup: I'm not human I can say whatever I want
Butch: Okay, just let's get to the point. What's wrong with me, please? Please.

Buttercup: Your emotions and your logic are at war.
Butch: OK
Buttercup: Your creativity and your analysis are at war.
And most simply, your left and right brain are at war.
Butch: My left and my-
Buttercup: To fix the problem we must separate them from each other.
Butch: Sep-
Buttercup: Splitting your neurological functions in 5... 4...
Butch: (Can we book an appointment or something?)
Buttercup: 3...
Butch: (You just don't start counting down to major medical procedures)
Buttercup: 2... 1
This may hurt a bit Butch: (I don't even know what 'it' is)
Buttercup: 0
Butch: (Just tell me what you're-) Butch gets electrocuted
Buttercup: Isolation complete

Buttercup: This is Bo's left brain, objective, logical, cold, analytical
Aware of patterns, aware of trends, he's efficient, and a prick
This is Bo's right brain, subjective, creative, sensory
Aware of feelings, aware of people, he's emotional, and an idiot
Boomer: (That's your opinion-just careful with opinions)
Buttercup: Okay, boys, play nice

Brick: I am the left brain, I am the left brain
I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain
You got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might

Boomer: I like Oreos and pussy yah! (yes, in that order)
And I cried for at least an hour after watching "Toy Story 3" (Woody!)
'Cause I am the right brain, I have feelings,
I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful, trustful and I'm looking for somebody to love... Or put my penis in

Blossom walks by Brick

Brick: Here comes a female, here comes a female Brick takes out his phone
Puff your chest. I'll take your phone out and check your email
Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate
So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate

Bubbles skips over to pet a puppy

Boomer: Holy fuck I think she might be the one, there's something about her, I just can't describe it
Brick: Tits
I am the earth, she is the glorious sun
I want her to trust me and I just want her to- how do i say this- sit on my face!
(Sit! Sit on my face!)

Bubbles gets scared and runs away

Brick: Alright now right brain you're being insane
Boomer: No left brain, I'm just being alive
You should try it, you might like it

Brick: I worked hard to give him everything he cared about
You were worried about the things that he was scared about
I'm calm and collected when you act wild
I am the adult, you are the child

Boomer: You think you're the right one every time
You think you know everything but you don't know anything at all
Half of his problems were supposed to be mine
But you wanted everything.
I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not

Brick: Well, according to my calculations, I'm sorry, let me run the numbers again, um, you're a pussy

Boomer: Name calling? Really? You're gonna just do name calling?

Brick: I'm not calling names alright, I'm just stating facts and the fact is you're a quivering pussy

Boomer: I'm the pussy? Well, at least I don't play with toys still, OK...

Brick: Rubik's cubes are not toys, they keep my special reasoning skills... sharp

Boomer: Left brain plays with toys!
Look at you, Mr... you're a toy player

Brick: Well at least I did my fucking job, alright. I kept him working, I kept him productive
You were supposed to look after him
You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this
Now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling, how he's feeling!
If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him
You did this to him, he hates you I know he does, he fucking hates you!

Boomer starts to cry

Brick: Right brain, look, I'm sorry, okay?

Boomer: No, you're not

Brick: Look, maybe there's something we could do together

Boomer: Together?

Brick: Take the best parts of both of us and put them together

Boomer: I'm listening

Brick: It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze

So you could man the themes; I'll man the form.
It's something that George Carlin did, it's something that Steve Martin did
It's something special that we could both perform.
Do you know what it is?

Boomer: Juggling, we could juggle, and juggle our cares away!

Brick face palms and rubs his temple

Brick: It was... It was comedy, you, fuck it, we could do comedy together.

Buttercup: (Initiate reassembly)

Brick: All right, right brain we're gonna do comedy together, we gotta do comedy together

Boomer: All right, left brain I'll do comedy with you

Brick: Look, we can fix him like this- we can make him happy again. I promise, all right?

Buttercup: (5, 4, 3)

Boomer: Left brain... left brain, I love you

Buttercup: (2)

Brick: I know

Buttercup: (1. Experimentation complete)

Well guys I hope you enjoyed that and see you on the fun side.