Prompt: DRUNK: One of our characters will be drunk while (attempting) to have sex
Fandom: Tangled.
Characters: Eugene and Punzie.
Rating: T+
It was about 2 AM when Eugene came stumbling back to their shared quarters. Rapunzel had been waiting up, not being able to sleep without Eugene being next to her. She had grown attached to the dark haired man. When the door flung open, she went to run into his arms – but something was different. His normally olive skin was a bit red and his pupils were dilated. Rapunzel stopped in her tracks and looked at him.
"Eugene, what's wrong?" She asked, concern etched across her face.
Eugene gave her a quirky little smile and chuckled. "Nuthin' blondie. Why would anything be wroooong?" He asked, dragging out the last word of the sentence. Let's be honest, Eugene was shitfaced. He had had a few too many pints out with the fellas. But every man needs to relax once in awhile, right? But he didn't plan on telling Rapunzel what he had done. She'd be a bit uptight.
He walked over to his new wife and planted a wet kiss on her cheek. He put a hand on her hips and pulled her closer. "You're beautiful, Punzie." He said, a silly smile on his face. He leaned in to give her a kiss on her lips, but Rapunzel took a step backwards.
"Have you been drinking, Eugene?" She asked. The alcohol on his breath was obvious and extremely pungent. She took a step backwards and glared at him.
"Maybe." Eugene slurred, chuckling once again. "You're beautiful." Eugene repeated.
"You're drunk." She replied with a heavy sigh.
"And you're still beautiful." He said, scooping her up into his arms. Rapunzel let out a childish giggle, and the sound made Eugene grin. It was beautiful. Even while completely wasted, she was still perfectly beautiful. He carried her to their bedroom and gently tossed her onto the fluffy pink bed (of course, it was Rapunzel's choice of bedding. The Princess always got what she wanted.)
"Eugene, what are you doing?" Rapunzel asked with a soft giggle, wrapping her arms around Eugene's neck.
"Just seducing my wife." Eugene responded, putting on an adorable smirk (at least Rapunzel thought so.)
Wife. The word made Rapunzel smile every time. They had only been married for a little less than two months, and the word still seemed foreign to her. She pulled him closer and planted a soft kiss on his lips.
Eugene kissed her back, except there was much more passion in his kiss than hers. Hers was more of a romantic. gentle peck; Eugene's was filled with longing and lust. He ran a hand through her brunette hair and kissed her even harder.
Rapunzel responded with a soft gasp and tried to return the forcefulness of the kiss. She arched her back toward him and smiled against his lips. Eugene returned the smile for a quick second before he began the work of sliding her night gown straps off her shoulders. His kisses moved down to her collar bone, down to her breasts. He slowly slid the nightgown down her waist.
Rapunzel slowly unbuttoned Eugene's shirt, smiling as she revealed the chiseled, olive body underneath. Soon enough, clothes were discarded….except for Eugene's pants. He quickly hopped of his new wife and unbuckled his belt.
As Eugene began to slide his pants off, he got a bit dizzy and things got confusing and next thing he knew, he was flat on the floor.
On the bed, a naked Rapunzel was dying of laughter. She wrapped a sheet around her body and rolled over. "Sleep it off, Eugene." She replied.