K, um, Hey. This is kinda random, D.J. and I were sitting around and we decided to just make a funny one-shot story for fun. She didn't help very much, but hey, lol. So enjoy. I may turn this into a story, but I update my others slow as it is.(She doesn't know that I changed it a bit(yeah maybe more than a bit)before posting it. It's a funny fic about Anakin being stupid.)
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Anakin's Pet
Anakin was bored. He had been forever, it seemed, and needed someone, or something, to spend his time with. He had decided that he needed a pet. The only problem was asking Obi-Wan. He'd probably say no. 'Well, just ask, then you'll know!'Anakin told himself. He got up and crossed the hall to his Master's room. Obi-Wan was curled up in his chair, reading, and totally engrossed, well from what Anakin could tell. Anakin squinted at the title: Alstair: Commander of the Stars. Anakin rolled his eyes, another one of his master's action/adventure novels.
"Master?"
"Yes Anakin?"
"Umm, how's the book?"
"Anakin, I know you don't care, but it's good."
Umm.. What I was really going to ask you was..if I could have a pet.."Obi-Wan looked up.
"Depends on what your talking about. Something small so the Council doesn't find out immediately."(A/N : Coca Cola kicked in around here)
"Umm..maybe a squirrel.."Anakin said, trailing off.
"And you'd take care of it? Because I'm not taking care of a squirrel, Anakin." Obi-Wan asked.
"Well, yeah.." Obi-Wan considered th, then sighed.
"Alright, but don't just pick one off the street, I don't want to get rabies from some stupid squirrel. Just one question. Why a squirrel?" Anakin thought for a moment, then broke into a smile.
"Because they're fluffy." Obi-Wan rolled his eyes.
"Ok, you can go alone, can't you?"
"MASTER, I'm FOURTEEN!" Obi-Wan smiled and laughed.
"Just checking." Anakin punched the air and ran to his room to get his bag of credits and left the Temple to find a pet store with the perfect fluffy squirrel for him.
Anakin groaned. He had been to all the pet stores he could find, and he hadn't found one with a low enough price for a squirrel. Maybe he COULD just grab one off the streets. Obi-Wan HAD said none like that, but hey, how would he know?
Anakin walked around several alleyways until he spotted a squirrel.
"Hey, come here..you want to come home with me?"Anakin asked in his most high, and sweet voice.(Anakin and that high voice again, right P.K.-91? lol) The squirrel perked up at the sound of his voice and looked up at him, and Anakin edged closer, the squirrel sat, frozen. When he was about 2-3 feet away from the animal, the squirrel chattered and went bazerk, flying at Anakin.
"Uh-oh" Anakin had enough time to say, before the squirrel grabbed his leg and started climbing all over him, and freaking him out. Anakin stood for a moment in surprise, but suddenly started hoping around, screaming like a girl. He fell to the ground and the squirrel ran away. Anakin lay stunned. He'd jsut been beaten up by a squirrel. He decided, when he finally got up, that he really didn't want a squirrel too much anymore, and trudged home. When he can om tje door, Obi-Wan was fixing lunch, and saw immediately that Anakin's clothes where in disorder and Anakin looked miserable. Obi-Wan smiled.
"Pet shopping a little tiring? Or didn't a particular one not like you?"
"Ohh, shut up ok! A squirrel just MAULED me OK! You should be feeling sorry for me right now!"Obi-Wan continued to smile.
"Sorry, I don't." Anakin let out an exasperated 'hmp' and stalked off to his bedroom.
"Poor kid. Hey, al least I've now got 'I'm not the one who got mauled be a rabid squirrel' for when he argues with me."Obi-Wan said out loud to himself, shrugged, and went back to fixing their lunch.
SO?What do ya think? R and R!