Ancient Nations world meeting:

"WOULD ALL OF YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP? ROME, STOP HITTING ON THE WOMEN, GUAL AND CELTIC ISLES , STOP FIGHTING, MONGOLIA, STOP BEATING KEIVAN RUS WHEN BYZANTIUM IS NOT HERE, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOTT, SCANDINAVIA,"

"What is it brother dearest?"

"Nothing, you are first to present your current status on your children."

A tall and handsome man stood up. His long blond hair was half in braids and half down. He and his brother Germania shared the same piercing blue eyes and stern expression. He wore many furs due to his cold environment and in his hand was a battle axe.

"Denmark is a little shit. Norway is learning magic from the trolls. Sweden wants to make Finland his wife when they are older. And Iceland is to precious for this world. They are better than all your brats."

He sat down ignoring the glares of the other parents.

"Celtic Isles, you are next."

"Scotland is growing up to be a strong young man. Ireland and Wales are getting along well enough. North Ireland is behaving himself and none of my children like their little brother England. All they do is fight and tease him. Just wait until he gets older, then he'll kick their arses. Gaul sucks."

"Gaul, refrain from killing her. You are up next."

"My young France is better than that uncivilized red head's son from the north."

"Keivan Rus, your turn to speak."

"Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus are not having good luck finding any friends. Germania, Prussia keeps attacking Russia and it makes him sad. At least the Baltics are having better luck making friends."

"Keivan Rus, I promise I will talk to Prussia, now, Mongolia."

"My China will rule the world. That is all."

"A disturbing thought. Rome."

"My little Italy is the most precious thing on this earth! With the ladies as a close second. Oh my sweet Italy is so good at painting, and cooking and is going to be the best of all of your spoiled brats."

"What about Romano or Seborga?"

"Who?"

"We all agree that Rome is a terrible parent. Native America."

"My sweet Kanata and Dyami are well behaved children. They do their chores and then they go fishing together. Last time that they went hunting, Kanata brought home a white bear. And they get along better then Celtic Isles's children."

"Carthage."

"Spain and Portugal are doing well. They know how to clean and that is good."

"China."

"My kids are mature."

"Alright. My turn. Holy Rome is a good child. Prussia is not. Switzerland and Austria do not get along and Liechtenstein is adorable. Not this meeting is at an end."

Russia was hiding from Belarus while Ukraine was crying over not knowing where her siblings were. Lithuania and the Baltics were playing with wooden horses in the corner. The older Kirkland brothers were picking on their little brother England with France. Spain was trying to get Romano to play with him and Portugal. Holy Rome was stalking a little Italy. Switzerland never left his little sister's side while Hungary and Prussia fought with Austria in the background. Some of the South Asian chibies were playing together and Dyami and Kanata were teaching Australia and New Zealand traditional Native American games.

"How much longer is the meeting gonna go?" Maya empire asked Byzantium, who was rocking a sleeping Mexico.

"How the hell should I know. I pray that Germania lets them get out early."

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