I do not own the Marvel Avengers. Even though I wish I could.
This is just some crazy dream I had one night. My friend liked it so much she thought I should write it. So here is my attempt.
"Bruce come on out already. Other people need to use the bathroom to." Annoyed and digusted by the fact it wasnt Bruce but Hulk in the bathroom, Tony decided to go hunt down another place to do his business. Tony was going to get into the elevator to go down to the first floor, until he heard a boyish giggle come from the bathroom. Tony had to be nosey, so he snuck over to the bathroom and listened in.
"Oh Steve please stop" Hulk said holding back his moans of pleasure. "Just let it come naturally" Steve said in a somewhat grunting voice. "And try to be a bit more quiet. I dont want the others to hear us in here." Tony decided he had heard enough. He was totally disgusted, but worse than that, he still needed to go and do his business. He darted towards the elevator and went down to the lobby. He was frantically running around looking for a bathroom, untill he spotted (from what he would say) a smoking hot babe.
He went up to her feeling confident. He started putting the moves on her, And of course being Tony Stark and all he was succesfull. He took her into the elevator and went up to the floor him and the rest of the team were staying on. He was pretty sure he was going to get lucky, untill they walked by the still closed bathroom door. Tony was the only one that knew what was going on in there. That was untill the boyish giggle came again, but only this time Tony's girl had heard it. "Whats going on here." She asked in a wierded out voice. She ran towards the elevator in digust.
Tony was furious that Steve and Hulk were ruining his game. Without thinking of what was behind the door Tony kicked it down in rage. He looked up to see a naked Steve and Hulk. It was probably the worst sight Tony had seen in his like, and probably one he didnt think he would have to see. Ignoring the naked men Tony looked up and yelled, "You guys need to find a different place for your secret love. Especcially not a bathroom that everyone has to use." Steve and Hulk looked at eachother and than at Tony. "We are sorry."