Sonny With A Chance Of Chad

"Hey, Check this out!" I exclaimed, my face screwing up in anger. I summoned all the cast of So Random to see what I was staring at on the computer in the prop house. I read out what he put in his blog.

Tuesday 26th;

"Having a rotten day, feeling pretty ill, coughing every ten seconds. *cough* right on cue.

Last night one of the Randoms from Set asked me on a date, of course their beneath me, but who am i to break someone's little fragile heart right? So I reluctantly agreed, urgh.

We wen't to some cheap place opposite the studios and she was more than eager to be with me, too clingly that Monroe.

She practically forced herself on me and kissed me, I mean really, have some decency right? But then again, she's in love with me, what can she do?

Her lips tasted like air hockey and Skeeball. How discusting, but thats what I do. I let people live out their dreams, whatever the cost,

oh and i just got my teeth whitened, they look amazing, then again, they did before! I gotta go, I just coughed my brains out.....

Good night loyal chad fans, yours sincerely, CDC. xx"

"Urgh, rotten, three named, jerkfaced, waffle head-"
"SONNY!" Tawni whined, stopping me my in my tracks.

"Thats enough, just blog him back, and then talk about me, it's been to long" She pouted,

""Thats a good idea Tawni!" Grady said, shocked,

"I know" She smiled, cocking her head to the side.

"I'll do that" I smirked, logging onto my blog.

Tuesday 26th

Been date crazy lately, can barely remember anyone's names! haha, only kidding guys.

I have to say that snob, Chad from MacKenzie falls was the worst, he's mean about all his fans and he kisses like a dog!!!!!

Also, he looks way better on screen, I mean ever heard of Clearasil or a hairbrush. Or maybe Deoderant?!
He stunk. I know, I know, don't judge a book by it's cover, but inside? He kept telling me about his starwars action figure collection and his goldfish, borris.

Sorry to dissapoint all you girls, but Chad Is NOT A hottie, he's definatly a NOTTIE. Those makeup artists over at the falls are talented.

But who am I to judge, he was... er.... ok..... I guess. Maybe the next date'll be better, with someone with a bit of personality and maybe some GOOD looks? I can only dream.

goodnight guys, love you all,

Sonny. xxxxxxxxxxx :)

I smiled as I wrote, his fans will love to see how he really is. Of course he's not really like that but hey.

"Morning Chad" I smirked, Walking down the corridoors of Condor studios, on my way to Mr Condors Office, Apparently I had been summoned by him.

"Monroe", He said, through gritted teeth, and storming past me, I grabbed his shoulder and he cleared his throat

"I see you and all your fans checked my blog" I smirked, glaring him up and down and removing my hand from his shoulder.

"Oh you'll get It good, just you wait, reporters havn't left me alone all day!" He said, each word sounding angrier and angrier. His eyes were red and sleepless, he looked pretty damn bad.

"Good"
"Good"

"Fine-"

"Oh just the two I wanted to see" Mr condor Interupted.
"Two?" We both asked in unision and he ushered us into his office and sat us in two chairs opposing his huge wooden desk littered with pens and paper.

"Do you know why you're here?" He asked, sighing.

I shook my head, avoiding his evil glare by looking to my purple shoes, that barely reached the floor. I felt like I'd been sent to the head teacher of high school.

"I've been getting bad press about you two" He scolded, leaning toward us, I snuck a disgusted glance to Chad who glared back at me with anger.

"Jerk" I mumbled under my breath
"Jealous" He shot back, in the same tone/

"AND-" Mr Condor Said loudly, obviously hearing.

"If you don't settle your differences, I'll have you both fired." He grumbled, leaning back in his chair. My eyes widended.

"Fired?! But sir you can't fire me, not now, I-I !" Chad pleaded, sitting up in his chair from his once position of carelessness.

"I can do as I wish, now you and Sonny must go to an after rehursal program I set up, make sure you do not fail to meet in classroom at 7.00pm every Monday, Wednesday and Friday for two hours, you must bond with eachother so my set can look friendly again" He said, before answering his phone and motioning us to leave.

"This is all your fault Chad!" I screeched, stomping out of Mr Condor's office toward the Cafeteria.

"And So Randoms funny" He said dryly,

"Your such a jerk!" I turned my nose up at him as he smirked.

"And thats why a million girls world wide love me Sonny, think about It" He winked and headed off to his table, I heard him sigh once he'd turned around.

I slumped in the seat with my cast, a face of thunder.

Nico whistled to break the silence.

"Soooo Was'up Sonny-" He began

"I am NOT Bonding with that three named jerkface!" I mumbled,

"Cool, well we'll just be... leaving" Grady said awkwardly before him and Niko made a break for It, running back towards our set.

"Sonny, Sonny, Sonny" Tawni sighed, running a wand of sticky pink gloss over her lips, sitting with a plate of untouched food in front of her.

"What?" I asked, folding my arms tightly.

"You have a lot to learn, you see I hate chad, but I keep It where Mr Condor doesn't see" She said cheerily.

"It was your idea!" I moaned, as she simply shrugged

"Got any good idea's now?" I said flatly,

"Ur, nope, just go to the damn bonding thing, you so like him anyway" She rolled her eyes, snapping her mirror shut and standing up.

"What?! I do not like chad?!" I said a little louder than I should of, attention drawing to me. I heard mumbling between the other kids on the lot.

"Of course she doesn't" "She so likes cooper" "They're meant to be"

"You guys honestly think I could like, that?! It makes me feel ill to think about it, He's a Jerk!" I ranted to the whole cafeteria. I could see chad smirking.

"Come on" Tawni whispered,"Your going red" She laughed and dragged me back off to Rehersal, I was still fuming.

7.00pm Monday.

I stood outside the door, Classroom 2, where I had to spend two hours with self obsessed Chad Dylan Cooper. I sighed.

"If I don't come out alive, I loved you guys" I said dramaticly to my fellow cast, who stood worriedly about where I was going, the dark side.

I waved goodbye and pushed the door open with a deep breath to see chad sitting on a desk.

"You're early" I muttered, in shock.

"Your late" He said back. I checked the clock, 7.01.

"Sooo" I fake smiled, getting the info sheet Mr Condor gave me out of my pocket. He seemed to buy it.

"I heard your little speech In the cafeteria and I have to say, It hurt Sonny, It hurt to know the Un-Funny, Un popular, Un Chad Show's farm girl doesn't love me" He said pouting in mock sadness.

"Shut up chad, now the first question says tell eachother what you don't like about eachother" I read aloud, rolling my eyes.

He jumped down from sitting on the desk, straightening his jumper and tie.

"Where do I begin!" He started. This.. would be a long evening.

After a long boring hour and a half of theese stupid questions, chad finally cracked

"Whats your favourite Tv sho- you know what screw this, I have a party to be at" He rolled his eyes and stormed towards the door, but he stopped.

"You know what chad you are so stubborn and self obsess,-"

"Ur Monroe" He said stopping me, his voice was quivering with fear and his eyes were wider than a lost puppy in a storm,

"Please don't tell me-"

"We're locked in" He finished, paniking.

He tugged at the handle as much as he could, It just wouldn't open. He started shouting for help and banging on the door.

"It's no use, the whole place is automaticly locked, everyone's at home as we speak" I moaned.

I squeezed my phone out of my jeans.

"Tawni, you have to drive back to the set and let us out-"

She laughed. "Are you kidding?!" She got out in fits of giggles.

"What why?!" I whined.

"One because It's just too good of an oppertunity to pass by and Two because theres a snow storm, no-one can get out of their homes anyway!? Have you looked out the window?!" She exclaimed.

"Well no Tawni, Seeing how THERE ISN'T ONE!" I shouted. The line went dead.

"Oh No" I whined,

"Chad you call someone" I ordered.

"Okay firstly, Don't tell me what to do and secondly I don't have my phone, It's in my dressing room" He scolded angrily.

"I can't believe I'm stuck here with you!" I spat.

He just sighed and pulled his hand down his face before slumping into a chair. This should be one fun evening.