The Dursleys Theme Song
WE ARE COMING TO GET THE BOY WHO LIVED
TAKING HIS SOUL INTO A MUGGLE LIFE
MAKING HIM OUR SLAVE
NOT CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY
NOT LETTING HIM HAVE LETTERS
HE SHALL BECOME A MUGGLE!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE BOY WHO LIVED WILL NEVER GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE
WE WILL SELL HIM TO VOLDEMORT
LIKE HIS PARENTS
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MR DURSLEY: I HATE HARRY POTTER
MRS DURSLEY: I HATE HARRY POTTER
DUDLEY: HARRY POTTER IS FAT
HARRY: I HATE MYSELF WHAAAAAA!
EVERYONE: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HARRY POTTER IS FAT
HARRY STINKS
HARRY SMELLS
DAMIT THAT'S THE SAME THING
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE HATE HARRY POTTER
WE ARE THE DURSLEYS
WE ARE NOT KIND
WE DON'T BUY PRESENTS FOR OTHER PEOPLE
WE ONLY BUY THEM FOR OURSELVES
HARRY WE HATE
WHY DID WE TAKE HIM
HARRY WE HATE
HARRY WE HATE
HARRY WE HATE
WHO COULD LIKE HIM
RON: I COULD
HERMIONE: I COULD
CEDRIC: I'M DEAD THAT'S FUNNY HAHAHAHA
SEAMUS: CEDRICS DEAD THAT'S FUNNY HAHAHAHA
JAMES: HARRY'S MY SON HAHAHAHA
LILY: HE'S MINE TOO HAHAHAHA
HARRY:STOP SAYING HAHAHAHA
DURSLEY: HARRY WE HATE
RON, HERMIONE, SEAMUS, LILY, JAMES: HARRY WE LIKE
CEDRIC: IM DEAD THAT'S FUNNY HAHAHAHA
WE ARE THE DURSLEYS AND WE HATE HARRY
THE END
P.S I KNOW THIS DOESN'T RHYME BUT WHO CARES.