A/N: This is the result of getting bored in class/being on a never-ending AI high from seeing it twice in Boston.
I don't really know where this was originally going, or how it came out to be the way it is.
I don't really like it, I was hoping for longer and funnier.
(I might actually re-upload it at some point if I ever figure out where it's going.)
Review, I guess? (Be as harsh or as nice as you want!)
Whatshername: *yells* JOHNNY!
Johnny: *panicked* Shit.
Whatshername: What the fuck did you do to the apartment?
Johnny: *looks around* Jimmy did it.
Whatshername: for the last time Johnny, HE DOESN'T EXIST.
Jimmy: I do too exist. Tell her.
Johnny: No.
Jimmy: Yes. Or I will shove my last bag of heroin up your ass.
Whatshername: Okay... *raises eyebrow* this just got weird. Anyways…I'm sending you on a vacation.
Johnny: *looks hopeful* TO DISNEY WORLD?
Whatshername: No.
Johnny: *pouts* Where?
Whatshername: Christian Medi-
Jimmy: DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
Whatshername: Shut up and let me talk. You're going to be spending some time in Christian Medical Center.
Johnny/Jimmy: Isn't that the place where they put all the crazy people?
Whatshername: Yes. Your point?
Johnny: I'm not crazy.
Whatshername: Oh, so having an alter-ego you have conversations with on a regular basis is "normal"?
Jimmy: Yes. Completely.
Theo: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Jimmy: Where the fuck did you come from?
Whatshername: not important. Johnny, your shit is already packed. *throws backpack over her shoulder* C'mon.
Johnny: Fuck.