A/N: Fallout is owned by Bethesda Softworks. Adventure Time is owned by Pendleton Ward.

A/N 2: WARNING!: This fanfic may contain some content not suitable for children under the age of 13.

[War. War never changes.]

[October 2077. The Great War conflict with the Republic of China escalates. The United States army bleeds on resources to defend their country. China advises a nuclear assault against the United States. The nuclear bombs laid waste to millions of American soil. After years of conflict, the Great War ended with China as the victor.]

[Two hundred years pass as the U.S. tries to recover from this devastating blow. Survivors of the War have hidden in secret bases known as Vaults. Once the smoke cleared, survivors would emerge from their respective Vaults to be greeted by a hellish sight. The Capital Wasteland and the Mojave Wasteland have become somewhat dangerous places for humanity. Buildings have gone to ruin, and landmarks are damages severely. However in the Mojave, a city remains untouched by the warheads that have stricken. One particular indiviual, along with a friend and a pet companion, have teamed up to solve the issues plaguing the Wastelands. This is their story.]

[Location: Mojave Wasteland, Goodsprings]

I awakened in Doc Mitchell's house. Apparently, I got shot in the head by Benny, the head honcho of The Tops Casino, who paid some Khans to help out. Benny had stolen the Platinum Chip from my body after capturing me while wandering the wastes. A friendly robot by the name of Victor dug up my body from a grave that one of the Great Khans have made. Meanwhile in the doctor's house, I decided to take Mitchell's exam to ready myself for the dangers that come. After recovering and getting my things ready to explore the Wasteland, I told Doc that I appreciated him healing my bullet wound.

[Meanwhile in the Capital Wasteland...]

A distant hissing noise came from one of the underground Vaults. Two distant figures appeared from the smoke that followed.

One is a 12-year-old adventurer that goes by the name of Finn. His companion is a 28-year-old dog that goes by the name of Jake. What these two don't know is that the only other person that made it out of Vault 101 is the child of a scientist named James. Finn and Jake began to explore the Wasteland for any clues as to where James's kid is.

[Meanwhile in the Mojave Wasteland...]

I left Doc Mitchell's house after gearing up. My Pip-Boy 3000 picked up a few radio stations after I said goodbye to Doc Mitchell. I decided to find out whats going on in the Capital Wasteland, so I tuned in to Galaxy News Radio.

"What is up, Capital Wasteland? Three Dog here, bringing you all the updates on the hour. News time, children! It has come to my attention that two new adventurers have left Vault 101. One of them is apparently a magical dog! That's crazy, children! Time to play those tunes you know and love. Three Dog will be back for more news!"

After getting weapons training from Sunny Smiles, I made my way to Primm after helping out Goodsprings with its Powder Ganger issue.

[Capital Wasteland]

Finn and Jake then located Megaton a few miles away from the Vault. They were greeted by the local sheriff known as Lucas Simms. Simms informed our heroes that James has met with a certain individual here before.

"Where is this guy?" Finn asked Jake.

"I don't know, man. He might be at that building over there," Jake replied ehile pointing at a building across from the entrance.

Finn and Jake then entered Moriarty's Saloon, trying to ask anyone for information. After seconds of looking around, they finally locate Colin Moriarty, the owner of the saloon. He informed them that in order for them to get info, they have to do something for him.

"We can handle it, man," Finn exclaimed.

Finn and Jake had to locate a person who skipped out in a tab somewhere in Springvale. Our heroes found their target in a random house. The target decided to pay back the money she owed Moriarty.

They returned to Moriarty's with the money a few minutes later. Moriarty in formed Finn and Jake that James and his kid might have made their way to the Galaxy News Radio studios. Finn and Jake thanked Moriarty for the info and made their way into the depths of the D.C. ruins in search of Galaxy News Radio.

[Mojave Wasteland]

I arrived at Primm to find the city deserted but overrun with convicts. I had to clear them out with my 10mm pistol which was still in good condition.

After securing the area, I searched for any signs of life around Primm. After minutes of searching, I found some people that were using a casino as a hideout due to the Powder Gangers' jailbreak.

I had then realized that I have to speak with Johnson Nash to find out who shot me in the head. Nash informed me that Deputy Beagle might know more. For some reason, Beagle was captured and held inside the Bison Steve Hotel & Casino.

I entered the Bison Steve to find it filled with convicts from the NCR Correctional Facilty. I dealt with those punks easily with a bullet in each of their skulls.

I rescued Beagle from the Bison Steve before he got brutally murdered from one of the convicts. We fled the Bison Steve back out into Primm.

"Hey, thanks for rescuing me," Beagle said.

"Now that I saved you, what can you tell me about that checkered-suit guy who shot me in the head?" I said.

"Him? He probably made his way to Novac to meet up with a contact. You might want to go through Nipton to get to Novac. It's more safer that way."

"Thanks. I'll keep that in mind if I run into any Deathclaws."

I then made my way to Nipton after thanking Beagle for the information about my attacker. I cannot wait to waste that checkered-suit punk once I find him.

[Capital Wasteland]

Finn and Jake approached the D.C. Metro entrance.

"Dude, what's up?" Finn said, noting that Jake is shaking uncontrollably.

"We don't know what's down there, man," Jake replied, feeling overly scared.

"Don't be a scaredy-cat, man. I got your back."

"Thanks, Finn. Let's go."

They entered the D.C. Metro and scavenged for weapons to use against the Super Mutants that wait for them inside. Finn found a baseball bat lying around somewhere and kept it with him while Jake found some stimpaks in a first-aid kit.

Our heroes geared up and fought their way to the Galaxy News Radio building plaza before meeting up with the Brotherhood of Steel outside.

Finn somehow found a PipBoy 3000 lying around somewhere and equipped it. What Finn didn't know was that the PipBoy came from James's kid, who somehow ditched it. Finn then tuned the PipBoy radio to Radio New Vegas to find out what else is going on. What follows is what Finn heard:

"How's it going, New Vegas? I am Mr. New Vegas, bringing you all the things you love. Time to put on my newsman fedora. A courier recovers from almost dying from a bullet wound in the head. Due to resources unknown, this courier has made a full recovery thanks to Doctor Mitchell from Goodsprings. Well, I better get back to playing those classic songs you love. Once again, this has been Mr. New Vegas saying, I'm just no good without you."

Finn then wondered who was shot in the head near Goodsprings. The thought then left his head once he and Jake arrived at Galaxy News Radio.

[Mojave Wasteland]

I arrved at Nipton to find that the city was overrun by Caesar's Legion.

While trying to find out why the Legion attacked Nipton, I somehow found some Legion troops in front of Nipton Town Hall.

'Oh crap,' I thought to myself. 'I might be a tresspasser and these guys might force me to leave the area! I'm too scared right now to even think that!'

One of the Legionnaires approached me very sternly.

"Send this warning to the NCR: Caesar's Legion will conquer you all!" he told me. I felt kinda freaked out by how they dressed. The troops almost looked like ancient Romans.

They left after about a two-minute speech about how they'll take back Hoover Dam, I left Nipton and continued making my way to Novac.

[Capital Wasteland]

Finn and Jake arrived at Galaxy News Radio Plaza after helping the Brotherhood of Steel take out the Super Mutants. After being approved to enter the radio studio, Finn and Jake met up with Three Dog.

"I can tell you cats have that adventuring attitude. Name's Three Dog," Three Dog said.

"I'm Finn, and that's my buddy Jake," Finn replied. "We're looking for-"

"James's kid? Asked me about James four years ago, and went off to look for him. I wonder what that kid's doing now... Never mind that, but if you want more info, you gotta contribute to the Good Fight."

"How?"

"Galaxy News Radio is like a baby, you know? You gotta feed her, keep her company, and cure her of any injury. Speaking of injury, her relay dish is Swiss-cheesed. It needs to be replaced with a fresh one."

"Where can I find one that could work?"

"There should be one inside the Museum of Technology on one of its exhibits."

"Cool. We'll find that dish for ya, man!"

"Make sure you keep an eye out for Muties. Those things can tear you apart if you're not careful."

"Noted. Hey, Jake, what time is it?" Finn said.

"Adventure Time, Finn! Let's get rocking!" Jake replied.

And so Finn and Jake made haste to the Museum of Technology, making sure that they eliminate any Mutants in their way.

[Will Finn and Jake find the satellite dish in time? Will DBZWii09 ever recruit companions to help him out in the Mojave? Find out in Part Two.]