My version of potter puppet pals!

(btw this is the script slash story so bear with me)

Draco and Lucius come in(a fan is blowing lucius's hair back). Voldemort is in the corner in a ball and spazed out saying "diet Pepsi diet Pepsi." Draco and lucius take out their wands and say "pantelunius poopicus". Voldemort slowly steps out of the room with a brown puddle trailing after him. Draco and lucius start saying "we are the Malfoys school is for losers". Snape walks in and says "what is all this nonsense I'm hearing? Oh Draco lucius its you" … Draco Snape and lucius all start playing the saxophone. After that Dumbledore pops out of no where and says "I had a dream that I was a baby pig livin' on a farm oink oink oink." Harry comes out of the potions room screaming like a little girl and ran out the door. Dumbledore walks into the potions room … he starts to scream and runs out the door. (camera slowly angles twardes the potions room.) you see Ron sitting in the middle of the floorfat and big (like always) and he has boils and looks kind of looks like a mountain troll. Draco comes into the potions room to pick something up. He sees Ron… he says "what did you do this time fatty?" Ron says "I put in the wrong ingredient and trhe potion exploded" *sob sob sob*. "Ok hold still" said Draco unusually and found a cure for boils potion and something to shrink him down. "Here drink this and eat this" Draco said.