Well, I have little experience with writing fan fiction so helpful reviews are nice. hint, hint Enjoy what you can!
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"Wait, what? You want to do what?"
"Oh come on Don! Let's actually use our vacations days! Let's go somewhere NOT this city. Pllllleeeeeaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee?" Danny gave him his best puppy look. Ha! It worked.
Flack sighed and gave in. "Okay okay. Where do you want to go?" He better pack tons of aspirin because he was already getting a headache at the possibilities of things Danny could be planning.
"Nuh uh, you're goin' to have to wait 'til after work. I'm goin' to set everything up!" Danny leaned up to quickly peck Flack's lips. "Buuuut I've got an unfinished B & E to do so I'm goin' to go now. Love ya!" And that was it as Flack just stood in the middle of their living room watching as his love ran out the door. 'He has over an hour to get to work, what is he planning? Oh god where is the aspirin?' As Flack went to find his aspirin Danny was sitting in his car on his cell.
"Yeah yeah Mac, I promise to bring him back in one piece and I'll bring back some of that. So it's a go for our free week? Whoo yeah! I appreciate it Mac. Uh huh, I know Mac. Hey Mac? Has any one ever called ya "Mac-daddy"? Alright alright I'm goin' to hang up now. Bye." He smirked and started the car and drove to the nearest coffee shop to start the planning his and Flack's trip. 'Oh man, I can't wait. I wonder when the last time Flack did something like this. Too long probably. Wait, does he have anything to wear besides his suits and gym clothes?…hmm, SHOPPING! Before we go definitely. Just got to make sure he doesn't figure it out. Now where is that brochure.' Danny pulled some papers and pamphlets out of the glove department after he parked outside some coffee shop. 'This better not be one of those old lady places. Just 'cause I don't wear the pants in our relationship doesn't mean I wear the dress everywhere. And Flack has some anti-pants moments too.' He walked in and ordered some regular coffee and sat by a window and pulled his cell out but meanwhile back at the apartment.
"FUCK! Where the hell are they!" Flack was on his knees and hands looking under furniture in only his boxers. "Maybe throwing our stuff around before sex isn't smart. Damn it, where are my keys?" He saw something under the couch and grabbed for it. "OH GOD! EW!" He flung his hand over his head and watched in horror as the used condom landed on some fake plant. 'Damn who knows how old that is. That's it, I'll find my keys later I'll call for a cab.' As he reached for his cell another cell in a coffee shop was happily being used.
"Yes, I'd like to make a reservation for one of your yurts for a week, um next week. I'll pay at the end of my trip yes. What yurt theme would I like? What is there? Victorian, Orchard, Safari, Country, Lake Yurt, Garden, Waterfall, and Gorge. Hmm,number eight would be nice, Gorge. Oh yes, umm the party is the Messer-Flack party…yes just like that. Okay. I look forward to it next week. Bye now" He smiled as went to take a sip of his coffee. 'Ahh, time to go to work. I wonder how Flacky's morning is so far.'
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? THE GIRL DIED IN THE SAME ROOM YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE SECURITY IN! YOU BETTER FIND YOUR SELF OEN HELL OF A LAWYER 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO FIND THE EVIDENCE THAT MAKES YOU GUILTY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE!" Flack stood silent and stared the suspect in the eye before turning abruptly to hurry the lab up on the tests. 'Damn it can't the fuckin' lab move any faster! Fuck I need a drink. I hate days like this.' He stormed into the DNA lab and slammed his fist on the nearest table. "You guys have had the DNA sample long enough! Where are MY RESULTS?" He finally looked up to see why the lab technician wasn't giving him the results and only to see Danny standing there with an arched eyebrow and coffee? Something's not right.
"Uh Detective Flack, you're in the break room. And your results were sent to your desk yesterday. Oh and here have some coffee." Danny handed Flack a cup of coffee. "Tough case, eh?"
"Heh, sorry about that Messer. The morning has been…frustrating." Flack gave Danny an evil eye.
"Awwe, the poor Detective Flack. Will he need a wittle cheer me up?" Danny laughed as Flack try to be menacing. Flack just rolled his eyes and was about to walk out the door. "Oh and Don we're going SHOPPING after work! See ya then!" Danny walked past the frozen Flack, laughing all the way.
"Wha?…Shh..shh….shop…ping?…NOOOOOOOOO!" Flack stood there with wide eyes. 'He knows I hate shopping! Why do I need to go shopping! I have clothes! I'm the pants wearing one! All I need then are my suit pants and gym pants! That's it!…What is he planning? The last thing I need is shopping. And hello returning headache.' He left for his office, rubbing his temples all awhile.
Danny had waited around the corner until Flack had left. ' What my Don doesn't know is that we're not shopping alone. Oh no, only two people know about where we're going and Mac isn't the one shopping with us. MUAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHA!…Okay, Montana is giving me odd looks time to walk to some random place until I'm needed. Well what do ya know.' His pager went off. 'My case is solved and finished AND I get another. YAY! Damn it, she needs to know when to stop starin'.' He skipped off to the parking lot.
Flack looked out his office window just in time to see his boyfriend skip to a company car. 'Sometimes, I just don't get him.' Shaking his head he started on his paper work.
And comes the end of the work day, oh joy.
'OH YEAH! Time to gather Flacky, muahaha. I can't wait to see what he does. Actually I can't wait until we get home and he does his "I'm pissed off at you sex". Hmm, damn now I'm horny. Where is my detective horn dog? Ha, there he is.' Danny slinked around a corner and crouched down to sneak on the detective.
"Well yes, I know that Mac but couldn't we I don't know, pull a few strings? Just because he's part of the legal system doesn't mean he isn't guilty. Yeah yeah, thanks any-AHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK!" Flack dropped his cell and flipped over his attacker onto the ground. He was about to punch the guy in the gut when his eyes widened at who it was.
"Well hey there Don. Like it a bit rough don't ya? Um, do ya think ya could let go? Snappin' my wrist won't help anything ya know." Danny sheepishly smirked up at his lover and right out laughed when they both heard a concerned Mac on the cell laying next to them.
"Don? DON! What the hell is going on! Damn it Don answer the phone!." Mac could be heard yelling.
Flack glared at his boyfriend before letting go of him to get his cell. "Uh yeah sorry 'bout that Mac. Danny here thought it would be great if he went crazed monkey on me. Talk to you later then. Bye." Snapping the phone shut he turned back to Danny. "What the hell man! I could have hurt you! You could have hurt me! Mac could have sent an army down here!" Flushed with anger he waited for an answer.
"Well jeez man, just saw ya standin' there and did something about it. Don't need to go all PMS on me man. What? Did a perp stick a frickin' pole up yer ass?" Danny turned away now, no longer in the mood to deal with Flack.
"Danny jeez man wait," Flack grabbed at his arm " Sorry okay? Come on please? I'm sorry." Danny smiled at him and Flack smiled back. "Okay Danny boy tell me where we're going. Actually I don't have my car so you're driving." Flack cringed on the inside. ' The reason we drive separate cars is because he has a thrill seeking nerve. And I'm going to die of a heart attack because of him.'
"Whoo hoo! I'm driving with the Flack-ster! And you better warm up that credit card because where we're going you have none of. Oh and we need to buy some bug spray…in bulk." Danny smirked as he saw the wheels in Flack's head turn. 'Oh boy I can't wait until I show him exactly what he's wearing. I'm going to bet all my BVD's that Don here has never gone white water rafting. Oh buddy, I bet he hasn't been in Southern humidity either. And I'm bring the video camera too. He thinks that surprising me at my last birthday was big but this will rule them all…One ring to rule them all. One ring to bind-what the fuck? Oh that's right that hott actor Flower or Bloom something was in that movie with all the walking in it. Ha, Flack looks nervous.' Danny just tapped his fingers along the steering wheel as he drove to the nearest all purpose store. Flack just squirmed and fidgeted with his seat belt as he tried to read Danny's mind.
'He's either making maniac laughing sounds in his head or he's thinking of sex. 'Cause there's that glint. Reminds of the time we fucked on Mac's desk. Hmm, he looked so fuckin' hott as he moaned and knocked over Mac's papers. Damn it, I'm going to have a serious case of blue balls before this shopping trip is over I can just tell.' Flack tried to adjust the tightness his pants were presenting. 'Damn only Danny can get me like this. The fucker, wait if I'm the fucker…so does that make him the…Fuckee?…OH HELL NO!…He didn't…He brought me to…'
"Welcome to Wal-mart love! Welcome to the moment I've been dreaming of." Danny laughed at Flack's horror stricken face. 'I don't get why he hates Wal-mart so much. Hmm, haha that was a way to kill his hard-on. But I think I can get him worked up in no time.'
Flack could only multiply his exaggerated fears as the on set of a new bigger headache.
Well! THAT mess is the first chapter of my first typed fan fic. I don't know if you enjoyed it but helpful hints are cool too. And this isn't really all that edited…sorry. Next chapter is the shopping spree of Flack's nightmares and Danny's day dreams…and Flack finds out where they're going and what they're going to do for a week. So until I get some feed back and type that up…this is TBC!…NEEHEEEHEEEHEE!