Madness
Disclaimer: I do not own StarTrek TNG or Hitchhikers.
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Zaphod Beeblebrox was bored. Very bored.
Nothing interesting had happened in quite a while, and had made him extremely bored.
He looked around the bridge of the Heart of Gold in search of something to do. Nothing.
But then, something caught his eye. The Infinite Improbability drive button.
The last time he pressed it due to boredom, Ford's monkey turned into a large piece of cheesecake. Eventually, he turned back into a monkey, but it was enough to keep Zaphod amused for sometime, as Arthur had developed a morbid fear of forks.
Zaphod pressed it.
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard was sitting in his ready room being bored. Very bored.
Nothing odd or unusual had happened for quite some time, which was even odder and more unusual than the usual odd and unusual things that happened aboard the Enterprise.
Just then, something very odd and unusual happened.
So unusual was this event that it had never happened to Captain Picard before.
At least not like this.
The odd event was three strangely dressed men appeared in Captain Picard's ready room.
The first one was smaller and more thin than the others. He had bright blue eyes, bordering on neon. He had curly hair, which some say is brown while others say is red.. Captain Picard quickly noticed that he didn't blink.
He was dressed in a striped jacked, sweater-vest and floral shirt, with black pants and white shoes. Very odd.
The next one looked fairly normal, but also extremely nervous. He wore an old tattered plaid dressing gown and pajamas. Very, very odd.
The third one was the oddest of all. First of all, he had two heads and three arms. His hair was long and red, much like his eyebrows. One of his heads had a multicolored eye patch and looked like some special effect from a 1980's TV show.
He had yellow pants and a green and purple jacket-shirt-thing. Very, very odd indeed.
The captain suddenly found himself wishing that things had stayed oddly normal.
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Hope you liked it! Any suggestions would be helpful, and greatly appreciated because I have no idea where I'm going with this.