BUFORD BRINGS THE HAMMER DOWN!

I own and regret nothing!

It was a quiet peaceful day in danvill...which of course wasn't meant to last.

Hey guys! You'll never guess what happened! shouted Buford as he ran toward the gang.

You finally got the surgery! Exclaimed Baljeet hopefully.

Even better! Turns out my some pencil-neck made a bureaucratic error when surveying my family's

land! It never officially became part of the U.S., which makes it sovereign land, and me a lawfully

protected national treasure!

I really don't think that's how that works noted ferb flatly.

No! Really! I can do whatever I want! Watch! Buford then proceeds to step on grass with a clearly

marked "stay off grass" sign nearby

oh, now your just being crazy. Said baljeet snidely.

hey! Shouted a nearby cop. that's against the law! your coming with me!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Can't touch me! (and right on Que music starts to play in the background)

Can't touch me! can't touch me!
j-j-just like the bad guy from lethal weapon 2! I got diplomatic immunity! so hammer you can't sue!

Dang, cursed hammer.

I can write graffiti, even jay walk in the street.

CRASH! BOOM! MOMMY!

I can riot, loot, not give a hoot. And throw around sweet pete.

ahhh! my spleen! Blubbered sweet pete.

Buford starts dancing so badly that it makes everyone cringe. All the while still singing.

Can't touch me! can't touch me!

Mayor doofensmirtz comes around in time to see this. what on earth? is that boy having a seizure?

can't touch me!

I believe he's trying and failing to do the worm. Said the annoyed baljeet.

Stop! Buford time! I'm a big shot! There's no doubt! Light a fire and beat it out!

Why!? Why must I burn!? Screams the random pedestrian as he's being used to beat the fire out.

Don't like it? Kiss my rump!
for no reason let's all do the bump!

Everyone just shrugs and do the bump for about a minute.

Can't touch me! yeah, do the Buford bump! Can't touch me!
I'm presidential Buford, interns think I'm hot.

EWWW! Exclaims the grossed out Isabella

Don't care if your handicapped I'll still park in your spot.

The Handicapped guy screams as he's dragged away by the car buford chained him to.

I've been around the world from harvard to himilay. I'm buford! go buford! Sir Buford! even reggs couldn't rap this way! Can't touch me!

Everyone just glares at buford in the wreckage of what mere minutes ago was a very beautiful town

I give him a week stated isabella flatly.

I give him 11 minutes said baljeet sardonically.

TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

Also I'd like to apologize for all the times I was mad at people for taking to long to update, juggling real life is hard!