Jared calls Alice
*ring ring*
Hello?
Watz up my vamp bffe?
Oh hey Jared what did you want?
I want you to give a message from me to eddie-weddy
Sure what is it?
Tell him he's a poopie head
Ok, is that all?
Yeh, so how you been, I haven't seen you in a while
Oh fine, I've just been really busy planning a party for Carlisle's 399 birthday.
Wow he's old awesome!
Would you and the pack like to come?
Sure we'll be there
Good, my place 7:00pm
Ok cya latter bffl I mean bffe
Kk cya bffe
Kiss kiss
Xoxo